Harpo

A little under average height. Slow and easy of movement. Eyes, green. Hair might have been brown once; now too wispy to tell. Mostly known for red curley hair, though due to black and white film most think I'm a blonde and in some ways I am. Complexion, golf player's tan. No distinguishing features except possibly eyebrows, which are usually raised. Could indicate either bafflement or curiosity. Hard to tell which. Inconspicuous in a social gathering. Apt to sit quietly with hands spread on edge of table, smiling at anybody who passes by. Occasionally says something out of corner of mouth that nobody seems to hear. Age impossible to tell. Could be older than I look, or prematurely mature. Self-taught harpist. Vaudevillian, Broadway Star, Movie Personality, member of the Algonquin Round Table. I have no business being any of these things, I can't read a note of music, I never finished the second grade, but I was having too much fun to recognize myself as an ignorant upstart.