BOX BOT May 4th, Bethnal Green Working Mens'

MyGen Profile Generator...BEEP...BLEEP...NEXT BOX BOT ::: ...THE BETHNAL GREEN WORKING MAN'S CLUB::: SUNDAY MAY 4TH...6pm till 2am BEEP:@;#;
LAST YEAR......SEE MORE HEREHELLO..........WE ARE THE BOX ROBOTS...... ..... WE ARE NOT BIG....... WE ARE NOT CLEVER.....WE CAN NOT DANCE LIKE FLEXIBLE CITROEN CAR BOTS... WE ARE NOT ALLOWED INTO MUSEUMS LIKE OUR ASIMO BROTHERS....AND EVEN IF WE WE WERE...... STAIRS PROVE A CHALLENGE.......... WE'VE SEEN ROBOTS DO GREAT THINGS...... BUT WE DO NOT ASPIRE TO BE GOVENOR OF CALIFORNIA........AND EVEN IF WE DID........STAIRS PROVE A CHALLENGE..AND EVEN IF WE DID........STAIRS PROVE A CHALLENGE.. 229239E0QW33R09QWEJD SYSTEM ERROR 229239E0QW33R09WEJD ERROR ERROR ERROR................. WE CAN HOWEVER......GET TOGETHER......START A REVOLUTION......A RUBBISH REVOLUTION....FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY .....TECHNOLOGY MOVES FAST......BUT WE ARE SLOW..... WE TRIED TAPPING IT ON THE SHOULDER BUT IT WHISTLED AND PRETENDED NOT TO SEE US.........SO WE SAY....."NOT MORE FORWARDS PLEASE "...BUT... "MORE BACKWARDS".... "ANALOG, CLOCKWORK, WIND UP ANY WAY BUT DIGITAL" ....... "LETS MAKE BETTER CHEAPER!"..... .......... ............. ........... .......... .. .... ........ ........ ............... ....... ............ ....... ............... .......... ................. .... .............. ........ ............ .... ... ...... ..... .... SO WE SHALL UNITE IN ALL OUR BOXY GLORY, TO SING, DANCE, WATCH FILMS, LISTEN TO BANDS, LISTEN TO NOISES, LOOK AT ART, MAKE ART AND TO DRINK....................fzzzzt.....

Robot Duel by Tank and Joel
...OUR OPENING NIGHT AT THE GOOD SHIP IN KILBURN...