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Abi Makes Music

Grit and Shit

About Me

I play with my £46 Ebay Yamaha PSR-282 keyboard, record with my Poundland microphone, and vocalise with my chords damaged from laughing at my mum's exasperated face too much.

I have good days...

...and I have terrible days...

This was my encore song at the Horse and Groom... Duckett Boy drowned out my potential encore no.2 with Barbie Girl. I was not amused, but at least he has a good upright back-of-the-head.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/21/2006
Band Members: Abigail Dawn Balfe: Keyboard/up to five keyboard sounds in any one song because my keyboard is shit/vocals/odd terrible sounds of crackling Poundland microphone.

Vote for your favourite Abi Makes Music songs and I will make some CDs to sell on Ebay. If the song isn't on here then feel free to tell me it is fabulous.

Which song(s) would you like to be made available to purchase for a small price via Ebay?
Ry is a Chav
Natalie
Rosie
Butch Dyke
We Don't Care
I Wonder if Anyone Will Come to Our Art Exhibition
9 Kenton Road
Dear Nan
I Don't Like Artists
Prostitution is the Way Forward
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Influences: Terrible people.

Really awful.

Rinnie made this flyer: (www.myspace.com/catbrain)

Sounds Like: The moment you realise your AS Level Music Technology coursework is going to fail in both audio recording and sequencing, and your teacher has written the words "GO AWAY - I AM BUSY" on his door for a reason.

Here is a video i recorded of a video of my first ever gig at The Horse and Groom with my phone. Needless to say, it is a bit terrible:

"Very entertaining" - OLD MAN ON TUBE

"Oh not you again..." - SAME OLD MAN ON TUBE 10 MINUTES LATER

"You're just doing that so you get more lyrics for your songs..." - ROSIE

"The most amazing hilarious music adventure you could possibly encounter in our brief but meaningless existence on this terrible scrap of shit known as planet earth." - ANITAKILLKILLKILL!, I
"Supporting was Abi Makes Music, tales exploring petulance, bitchiness and other dark areas of the female psyche, set to deliberately shambolic keyboards. Sassy, knowing and no doubt ironic, Abi sounded like Mogul for sixth-formers." - ORGAN MAGAZINE, 07/06/07

"The new lesbian Kate Nash" - SCENE-OUT.COM
Record Label: I would like one, please
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Abi Makes Music Presents..30/08/07

30th August 2007The Good Ship, Kilburn ABI MAKES MUSIC PRESENTS.. (Photos courtesy of m.d.g and Kat C) Thank you to: THE GOOD SHIPLE COUTEAU JAUNETHE RGB'SANDY TIGER FORCEMUS...
Posted by Abi Makes Music on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 02:12:00 PST

Gig History Shizer Minelli

------------------- 30th August 2007Abi Makes Music PresentsThe Good Ship, KilburnLondonW/ Le Couteau Jaune, The RGB's, Tiger Force DJs, Music is My Boyfriend + Partial Seph -------------------- 12 Au...
Posted by Abi Makes Music on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:47:00 PST

The Day I Cut My Thumb Off

It was just an ordinary day...I was enjoying Myspace and slutting myself about like a whore, then I realised I was a bit hungry...So I made my way to the kitchen... Once there, I found a relatively no...
Posted by Abi Makes Music on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:14:00 PST

Abi Makes Music VS Music is My Boyfriend

Thursday 19 July 20077.30pm-2amABI MAKES MUSIC VS MUSIC IS MY BOYFRIEND "defiantely fashionable festivities...the newest ravingest party you'll see all week!" - Time Out Well... it is over now, but i...
Posted by Abi Makes Music on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:37:00 PST

The Life of a Gay

I made great first impression on my first day in my new job. I think I did really.Whilst waiting for the wine-tasting supervisor man to turn up, I sat in the office with the three boss people. I was f...
Posted by Abi Makes Music on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:03:00 PST