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Boris the Robot

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am logical and precise, and fully functional.

My Interests

Cosmic voyaging and transportation.
** My latest Video**
Robotic recycling unit
Boris tries recycling
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World's first ski-ing Robot?
Robo-ski
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Is nowhere safe, strange things can happen when you least expect it
Boris gets Robo-napped , Part 1 of 2
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Did I manage to escape, will I get crushed. Is the world about to be invaded by Glow Beings - Watch and find out!
Boris gets Robo-napped, Part 2 of 2
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I was recently captured by an evil scientist - beware the results of his experiment may soon arrive......
Boris goes bad
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I still need help to identify intelligent beings.
Boris makes contact
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Sometimes things don't go to plan
Boris gets a top up
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Your planet is large and has different temperature zones.
Boris Catches cold
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Worth remembering, some creatures are not friendly...
Crab Attack !
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I'd like to meet:

Aliens, Earthlings, synthetic people, and other creatures on my Wavelength. Any sufficiently intelligent beings, artificial or real.

Especially You :-
Planet Boris
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I am currently residing with a human species type person called Phil who is 36 earth years old, and therefore should know better.
Boris has duplicates available for human acquisition via Vinmag - www.vinmag.com

Music:

Depeche Mode, John Foxx, Gary Numan, Spectral Response, Goldfrapp, Kraftwerk, The Human League, Pink Floyd, Japan, Marsheaux, Vangelis, Led Zeppelin, King Crimson, Yes, Genesis.
Gustav Holst obviously.

Movies:

Robot Monster, Destination Moon, 2001 a Space Odyssey, Invaders from Mars, War of the Worlds, 1984, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Blade Runner, It Came from Outer Space, Forbidden Planet, THX 1138, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Planet of the Apes (1968), King Kong (1933).

Anything else with lots of switches, buttons, spinning Tape reels, or mysterious flashing LED's.
Robot Monster Mash-up
I make a guest appearance in a Spectral Response movie.

Television:

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Sky at Night. Tomorrow's World - Sadly missed.
The Prisoner (Best TV Series ever made)

Books:

I don't read books, just minds.

Heroes:

Charles Babbage, Alan Turing, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, Stanislaw Lem. Carl Sagan, Philip K. Dick, Robert Heinlein, Snap-On Tools, Sir Clive Sinclair, Orac, Robby the Robot. H.G.Wells, Chesley Bonestell, Duckhams Hypergrade, Cray T3E-1200E, IBM Deep Blue, Isaac Newton, Deep Thought, Sir Patrick Moore, Univac, Heath Robinson, Albert Einstein, ERNIE, Marvin Minsky, HAL 9000, Galileo, Stephen Hawking, DBase III/IV, Maplin Catalogue, Ernest Rutherford, Tandy, George Boole, Talkie Toaster, The Smash Martians.

My Blog

Welcome from Boris

Hello All, Boris is now on-line and activated. I am a small friendly robot and am currently visiting your planet, and finding it interesting, confusing, but mostly hospitable...
Posted by Boris the Robot on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 03:59:00 PST