Jesse Went To Japan, Kimmy was Elected Class President |
Jesse got some good news recently, he is big in Japan. "Forever" went number #1 in the land of our former WW2 enemies, so he took his family for a two week tour of that miserable island. Meanwhile, Ki...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:01:00 GMT |
I Was on a Dating Gameshow |
Joey almost got himself hired as a gameshow host for a show entitled The Prefect Couple where couples compete to see who knows each other better. He shot a pilot episode, and for some reason had his f...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:22:00 GMT |
Lake Pollock Here We Come! |
The gang was all set for our big family vacation to Lake Pollock, the best lake ever named after an ethnic slur. Jesse refused to come along, though, becuase he was stressed out trying to write a hit ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:00:00 GMT |
Ten Reasons to Hate Joey Gladstone |
http://dumbbaby.net/a/064.shtmlI agree with this 100% Who the hell even likes that douche?"4. He never has a meaningful romantic relationship Name one girlfriend Joey has had for more t...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 18:04:00 GMT |
I an Now a Partner in Jesse and Joey's Ad Agency |
Well, Jesse and Joey quit their job working for Mr. Malatesta. I think because he wanted Jesse to dance naked in front of him. So they turned to me, and I will help them start their own agency as a si...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 10:41:00 GMT |
Joey Gladstone |
Does anyone really like Joey Gladstone? Seriously. Cartoon voices aren't funny and you should start paying for groceries and rent, asshole.
Posted by on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 12:19:00 GMT |
Long Distance Lovers |
Hello friends, I have been racking my brain out since Vicky, my girlfriend, moved out to Chicago. Long distance relationships are hard to work out. Meanwhile, my youngest daughter Michelle is sad he...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 18:17:00 GMT |
Jesse, Joey and I Went on a Male Bonding Cruise (NOT GAY) |
My mother came to visit recently, and since we now had someone to baby-sit the girls, Jesse, Joey and I decided to get some man time together on a fishing yacht for the day. Things did not go smoothly...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 10:01:00 GMT |
I Punished Michelle |
This has been a pretty hectic last week. I discovered that DJ and Stephanie (my oldest and middle daughter) had broken a window during a pillow fight. I punished both of them, but the two complained t...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 10:41:00 GMT |
