Repeat:Eissen? |
Ok. The kegs are on harp, the Danube is rubbish, and as far as anyone knows, the world is too convention-lovin' to accept our sorry chives...
We're in transition, and for the 30...
Posted by Repeat:Eissen on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:00 PST |
Channel 4 hates us. |
"The legal team deem the down syndrome reference in'Chromosome 21' and the cancer reference in 'Dad' tasteless.The numurous references to rape in 'Improv 2 - Pasta Crime' have also been deemed unaccep...
Posted by Repeat:Eissen on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:39:00 PST |
meet the coopers |
Family...
I never inherited anything of worth from my father, apart from famine, and my mother only left me a rib designed for demonstrating Guantanamo Bay.
She constantly obstructed my...
Posted by Repeat:Eissen on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:37:00 PST |
Kestrels - Where is their face? |
"Wicked Kidderminster Hope"
Been a while, been shuffling up the old cantaloupe isle, tracing my finger on the line of filth i call the Queen. As i said...been a while!
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Posted by Repeat:Eissen on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:51:00 PST |
Paedophile of The Year Awards 2006 |
Ok people, the votes have been counted and the envelopes have been sealed. Before we get on with the awards, all that's left for me to do is to thank our sponsors - the lovely people at Sony Chil...
Posted by Repeat:Eissen on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:38:00 PST |
quasi heroic images |
quasi - heroic images Current mood: bored Category: Writing and Poetry
The KISS of death (part 1)
Mark Bolan enters the fortress of progressive sexuality and throws his velure cape dow...
Posted by Repeat:Eissen on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:49:00 PST |
My Halloween |
Cold lips pressed to my face, my head was resting on the window pane and the increased pressure caused my brain to start to throb. This wasn't unusual for the time of year, as Yemen told me he w...
Posted by Repeat:Eissen on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:22:00 PST |
ICKE |
as the otter most likely too go a bit mad and proclaim that everyone around them to be intelligent lizard creatures from the fourth dimension it falls well within my juristiction to try and guide my f...
Posted by Repeat:Eissen on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:19:00 PST |
Invisible Book: Excerpt 1. |
Avoidance Techniques
Answer the door fitfully followed by a crud number of squaking. Continue to antagonise the caller by describing members of their family as different breeds of cat. If ...
Posted by Repeat:Eissen on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:05:00 PST |
A Year In The Life of The Celebratory World... or Sick run-off? |
A New Project for the Intrinsic Romp of Otters
As you may have realised, at the moment we have been very busy little Mustelidae perhaps due to an onslau...
Posted by Repeat:Eissen on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:46:00 PST |
