erm Mike... |
Wah, wah, basically what happened was this. I was talking to deep fried mike about this new 'rap' project that's going down. Something to do with some left wing, avant garde, pie and chips film festiv...
Posted by sporemoo on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:33:00 PST |
He knows those tunnels... |
A youngish couple are standing on the platform at Baker Street tube station, looking at the underground map on the wall, chatting quietly between themselves. The platform is not overly busy, but there...
Posted by sporemoo on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:56:00 PST |
Old Bees |
I remember the good old days. Laughing at the bees. Father taking us to unicycle practice. "Two to a boot!" "Two to a boot!" That's what he used to say. Lost him to the bees in the end. That's life ...
Posted by sporemoo on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:58:00 PST |
Do you see it? |
TWO MEN SITTING IN A BIRD HIDE.Ben: Toby, erm, could you just pass me the binoculours. I thinkthere's something in the reeds over there, near the willow.Toby: 'ere(Passes binoculours)Ben: Oh wonderful...
Posted by sporemoo on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:10:00 PST |
Simon Smith. A view from the armchair. part 2 |
Okay, I..m now strolling down to the post-box, award winning Christmas card nestled safely in the inside pocket of my long brown leather coat. Walk past the newsagent, there..s Katy, gorgeous Katy, th...
Posted by sporemoo on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:02:00 PST |
Simon Smith. A view from the armchair. |
So there I was, sitting on he sofa as usual. DairyLea Dunkers. Chive and herb variety, of course. One box of. Pristine, unopened, perfect. Soon I shall be ravishing them. One whole box of plain ritz, ...
Posted by sporemoo on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 05:13:00 PST |
My wish for the future... |
You know those people who are cryogenically frozen or are going to be, in some hope of defying death? Madonna will be, Walt Disney is. I wish that in the future, when they finally are defrosted and bo...
Posted by sporemoo on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:14:00 PST |
A day in the life (The ironic life of Pete Pesto) |
Just when you thought you could go into any nautical based consumer purchase fest and start spunking off loads of amusing product based jokeoids at the staff, the harsh realities of leading an ironic ...
Posted by sporemoo on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 05:19:00 PST |
The book of Parsely. Foreward by Kris Akabusi |
People always asking me, they say Kris, why do you follow the spoon? My answer is simple, I dont know, I just realised one day that it was what I was born to do. As a modern day, moderate Parsletarian...
Posted by sporemoo on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:24:00 PST |
