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Dishwasher

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I'm actually 118! but it wont let me put thatttttt!Anyway,... Hi there furry friends!!! My names dishwasher and i'll be glad to wash your dishes anytime your in need!!!!! I am handicapped clearly by how i am always shoved between cabinets, but my lifelong dream is to be rehabilitated and given the ability of mobility. This, i feel, would enhance the amoutn of dishes a day i could wash! Being out of shape sucks! No wonder im a square! LMFAO!!!!!!!

My Interests

Racketball, i like photography!!, cat in the hat novels (more like novellas since theyre not TOO long), detergent, washing machines obviously!, toiletrees, nail polish, creed, and just being me!!!!

I'd like to meet:

A wizard or warlock to cure me of being a sped. Also, a wonderful dish, that has been wiped off before placed inside of me! Like i dont have scrapers inside of me so please don't just try and shove your dishes with sticky substances and grimy crumbs inside of me. I dont have nails to just scratch it off. I mean, come on, let's be humane here!

Music:

serene sounds of God, creed, LFO, BSB, NSYNC, SCLUB7, (i love acronyms), Barry Manilowe, ROsie o donnellll!, and many more!!!!!!

Movies:

The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Dishwasher, Friday Night Dishwashers, A very mickey christmas, Revenge of the Dishwashers IV: Dishwashers in Love, Dishwasher on 34th Street, The Thin Red Dishwasher, 13 Going on Dishwasher, Dishwasher Chicks, ANY ON COMEDY CENTRAL!, Sisterhood of the traveling Dishwasher, The Longest Dishwasher, A stripper Named Dishwasher, The South Park movie!, 40 dishwashers and 40 dishwashers!!! many more!!!!!