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Dirt Magurt

I am here for Friends

About Me

Aw, ya'll know me by now...*wink*

I'm not funny...MIKEINK.com

O'RLY???

Jaime McCanna's Random Movie Quote:

'Sorry I'm late. I was taking a crap.'

- Henry Gondroff, The Sting

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your mom, and Oprah, and ask her why she thinks she's Jesus. Jesus is a white dude. Would to have loves to meet the King of Pop. RIP, MJ, you will be greatly missed. : ( And just recently, I've thought that I should probably meet Prince one of these days, but only if he's wearing a red pimp suit.

My Blog

I might be getting too old for this sh*t, but not quite yet...

Last night was some of the most fun I've had in a long while. Dennis dropped the kiddies off with grandma for a little sleepover action so that we could have a little quality time together. Now by "qu...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 13:18:00 GMT

My life behind the bar...

Yesterday was one of the funniest days of my life. Why? For the simple fact that old men, and young broads are dumb. I've been working in bars and restaraunts for about 14 years or so at this point (o...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:37:00 GMT

Blogaroo....

Sooo, a little update for my peeps. It's Christmas time, once again, and I haven't even started shopping. I suck, I know, but really, isn't it gift enough just knowing me?? Ha...I kid, but anywho, her...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:32:00 GMT

Alright haters...

Sooo, just when you thought I was an a-hole for attending the Superbowl...ha...I’ve got another one for all you, sports fans. Due to the generousity and absolute wonderfulness of one of Dennis&r...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:43:00 GMT

Blogalicious!!!

So anypoo, I have not been around this dookie hole that is MySpace for a bit, so here's an update, if any of you gives a crap. Work: I am back at B.J.'s a few nites/days a week, and loving ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:41:00 GMT

Its almost time...my lttle bitches and bastards...

So friends of mine, 12 days to D-day. Thank God. And 12 days to permanent sterilization. Finally, we can do the nasty without pills, patches, creams, condoms, jellies (well maybe jellie...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:30:00 GMT

Soooo...

A quick update for those of you that give a rats ass...our third son, Evan Patrick McCanna will be brought into the world via c-section on the 5th of November. I'll also (thank Jesus) be having m...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:40:00 GMT

Bloggity blog blog blog...bitches...

Hello friends and people I never have spoken to, or heard from. I have not "blogged" in a long while,  I know you've all been anxiously anticipating my return to "blogging", and since you've...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 13:28:00 GMT

Tagged by Bob!!!

1. You are forced to live in a sealed room for a year and can only watch five television shows. What do you watch?- C.S.I. - C.S.I. New York - C.S.I. Miami - House - American Idol (I know, I'm gay)2. ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:31:00 GMT

Brooks and Dunn...

So we rolled to the Brooks and Dunn concert in Hollywood last nite, and all I have to say is...they kicked so much ass, people. For a couple of dudes that are as old as my parents (perhaps older), the...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:59:00 GMT