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About Me

Read This Blog. Cilantro thinks it's hilarious.

I am the freshest herb around, bursting with unique summer flavor! Add me to any recipe to make your taste buds jump for joy... I am believed to be named after "koris", the Greek word for "bedbug" as it was said we both emitted a similar odor. The Chinese used me in love potions believing I provided immortality. I am one of the herbs thought to have aphrodisiac qualities. The book of The Arabian nights tells a tale of a merchant who had been childless for 40 years and but was cured by a concoction that included coriander(me). Basically, I am awesome.

The Many Women of Cilantro:
While Cilantro is a "family" man, taking care of his wife and children, he's been known to have the occasional discrepancy. After years of fighting, threats, and broken hearts, he was finally able to buckle down and choose... two of them. The wife and the mistress can only try to accept each other and pick up the pieces...

My Interests

growing, sunbathing, being added to salsa (I can have a really great time with a tomato), ballroom dancing, scuba diving, I've always wanted to see the Northern Lights but my physician says the cold will kill me, I've recently stared heating things up with chili...

This is me in Virgin Gorda

Important Cilantro News Attention friends and sexy herbs (wink wink you know who you are):Something must be done about a new website brought to Cilantro's attention, namely Ihatecilantro.com. Yes, I know it's truly horrifying (especially the photos where they are setting me on fire!)Here is an upsetting, cilantro-bashing excerpt: "To me, cilantro tastes like the most rotten putrid onions ever imagined. It explodes in my mouth and ruins my food. I have felt that surely my taste buds must be different from the rest of the world. How else could everyone else tolerate and even like this foul tasting herb? Why would anyone voluntarily eat this? My husband says it doesn't taste like anything to him and he doesn't notice it? How can this be? Cilantro has taken the pleasure out of Mexican food. I would support any effort to eradicate all cilantro from the world with the exception of a lab somewhere to determine if it has medicinal purposes. It is truly nasty. Thanks for allowing me to vent."We must rise against the Cilantro haters and their anti-cilantro community. Step 1: Identify the enemy. These are the people we are fighting against:

And here are some of the cruel actions that they are taking:

Using children to fight your fight? Even Cilantro doesn't sink that low...

You may ask yourself, but what can I do? Be Cilantro's friend, show your support, and most of all join the mailing list at ILOVECILANTRO.com Please help, I could be assasinated at any moment!

I'd like to meet:

Definitely not Parsley, I hate that stupid bitch... But Lime, Soy, Garlic and I know how to have a good time together, if you know what I mean...

The Cilantro Revolution
Has Just Begun...

Cilantro Stories:
While the people at ihatecilantro.com may be maniacal and devious, the Cilantro supporters have opted for a more positive uplifting campaign.

Children love Cilantro:

Cilantro's great for family cooking!

My Blog

The Blog Is Back

After being trapped in the Christmas Vortex of Maastrich , I seem to be returning to normal.
Posted by Cilantro on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:26:00 PST

I'm feeling old....

if you are 15 you may not get the humor.
Posted by Cilantro on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:34:00 PST

Cilantro Hates Clowns

If you know Cilantro at all, you know how very much Cilantro hates clowns
Posted by Cilantro on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:26:00 PST

Kentucky: The Yokel State

Come with me to the Kentucky back hills
Posted by Cilantro on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:47:00 PST

The Official Weird Award

I am ready to welcome you to Carthage, Missouri, my personal selection for the Capitol of Weird. Check it out or you are not awesome....
Posted by Cilantro on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:10:00 PST

Obsessed with your space. And mine.

you know you are obsessed with everbody's space, don't lie. You know you cry to yourself in a corner when you get no comment love. Just admit the truth. Myspace has taken over your life....
Posted by Cilantro on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:16:00 PST

Tagged by Gansta Crabby

First, go check out the new post on The Garden of Eden, in Lucas, Kansas. Second, apparently Cilantro has been tagged. Tag Rules:The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird/things/habits ...
Posted by Cilantro on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:34:00 PST

Google Answers to Ugly

Google answers all of our questions anyway, why not ask the all holy search-engine: What is ugly?
Posted by Cilantro on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 07:16:00 PST

Wonderview Wondercrap

Back to my stupid trip where I visited The Wonder View Tower in Genoa, Colorado. But we are still talking about how much we hate men in Prescription: Retarded, if you want to join in....
Posted by Cilantro on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:46:00 PST

Prescription: Retarded

The ladies should just calm down and stop man hating. PS comments should not be left on Cilantro's blog, leave them on In Search of the Weird...
Posted by Cilantro on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:19:00 PST