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Sloth

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I was born in the small town of Astoria. I gained my unique features after being dropped a few times on my head by my mother...BREAK...FALL!!! Sorry, that happens sometimes. After finding a hidden pirate treasure with friends I decided to retire so that I could spend more time answering letters from my fan club. Babyruth!!!

The Man Behind Sloth

Hello, my name is Bob and I am the man behind the Sloth profile. I wanted to show you the real me because although I think it is fun to take on an alternate character, I don't believe people should hide behind it. Yes, it may be fun for me to play Sloth, a horribly disfigured character, but I want everyone to also meet the real me. Thanks for visiting my page, and if you like it please add me as a friend!

Sincerely,

Bob

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Urkle helped to make me the man I am today. If I am ever dying I will ask the Make a Wish Foundation to make my dream come true!

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