This Is Why I’m Not In Packaging For A Living |
I wrote this in a message elsewhere tonight, and it resonated with me, and I hope it will with you, too. It's okay to plagiarize onesself. So sue me if I do it all the time! What are you, the lit p...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:11:00 GMT |
Unchain My Heart: Bad Date Story 1 |
Hi darlings! I'm such an attention HO these days that I'm reprinting Swami Dearest's blog here. Swams and I share a lot of things, including DNA, so I'm sharing with you. The story, ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:30:00 GMT |
I Love You More Than Ice Cream, Darlings |
"When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade!"Heard THAT twaddle before, right?Well what about when life gives you MELONS? It's an anagram for lemons; it could happen. Life didn't give ME any damned m...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:37:00 GMT |
Another Chapter of "If I Ran the Zoo" |
Who was the marketing genius who decided that cats crave beef? I remember some comedian several years ago -- I forget who -- who riffed on this idea, saying sarcastically how he often saw his ca...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:01:00 GMT |
I Think the Tires Have Melted -- Pour Me a Perm Solution |
Well my babies, tomorrow Permie and Swami hit the road withTHE FAMon a quest for the hottest fucking place on Earth. No, not Guam -- that would be a tough car trip -- it's . . .VEGAS, BABY!God, that'...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 23:24:00 GMT |
Underlying Principles of the Bad Perm |
Hi babies!There seems to be more than a little confusion over just what constitutes a "bad perm." Well, let me begin by showing you what ISN'T.This is not a bad perm, this is a bad hour of television...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 21:35:00 GMT |
Two Thumbs Up (Somebody's Hiney) |
Watched a chick flick tonight. I do that maybe once a year, when I've sufficiently built up my jones for hand-wringing angst and amoral sexual dalliances and bloodless frigid control freak catfights....
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 23:07:00 GMT |
The Lanyard by Billy Collins |
This is for my favorite moms out there. Sorry it took me so long to get this posted, but I woke up this morning with terrible allergies, and I took some allergy medicine and it KNOCKED ME OUT. Cold....
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 22:14:00 GMT |
The Fart Shoes |
Picked up a new pair of shoes last night. I was in a hurry, trying to hustle the two Little Perms (in their brand new Cute Little Girl shoes -- everybody say AWWWWWWW) through the store to the c...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 15:54:00 GMT |
Big ED |
I keep getting e-mails that ask (boldly, and without shame),"Is ED affecting your sex life?"Well, no, not as far as I know . . . but who's Ed and why does he have anything to do with my sex life? ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 00:46:00 GMT |
