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Prophet Squirrel Roberts

RIIISE and SCAMPER AGAIN!!!

About Me


Hi, I'm Rob, a squirrel.

Drawing from ancient tribal knowledge of our squirrelcestors, I heal the physical and psychic wounds visited on squirreldom by demon-humans.

(Thanks to Dame Sister Insanity Squirrel for this great action shot.)

I am also an expert in explosives and weaponry.

"Squirrels" by the Beastly Boys

Chuy Welcomes You To
THE ARSENAL FOR ANGRY SQUIRRELS
and
THE NUT KITCHEN FOR HUNGRY SQUIRRELS

Befriend Chuy at http://www.myspace.com/nowhere8 to arm and feed yourselves!!!
Donations to the Arsenal and Kitchen are also welcome.

My Interests

Loving emo...

Healing Squirrels...

Blowing Up Demon-Humans...

One of countless crimes against nature humans must answer for:

I'd like to meet:


Just one squirrel who hasn't been scarred by vile and sadistic demon-humankind.
Also, paco .

Music:


Lord and Master Foamy

Movies:



Squirrel Band - video powered by Metacafe

Television:



Books:



Heroes:



My Blog

CHUY OPENS NEW NUT KITCHEN

We all know of the great work Chuy does running the Arsenal for Angry Squirrels. Chuy has asked me to announce the opening of a Nut Kitchen for Hungry Squirrels at the same site. As with munitions and...
Posted by Prophet Squirrel Roberts on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:09:00 PST

"Squirrels" lyrics

"Squirrels" by the Beastly Boys Squirrels. All we really are is Squirrels. We're being hunted, we are Squirrels. We are appealing, we are Squirrels. We want to gather nuts, But people splatter our gu...
Posted by Prophet Squirrel Roberts on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:53:00 PST

NEW ARSENAL FOR ANGRY SQUIRRELS !!!

Befriend Chuy at http://www.myspace.com/nowhere8 and gain access to arms and ammunition.  Donations to the Arsenal are also welcome....
Posted by Prophet Squirrel Roberts on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 07:52:00 PST

SHARING THE WEALTH!

The Great Oracle Ramalama Ramalama Ding Dong has blessed me with a magnificent harvest!  This bounty is available to all squirrels and friends of squirrels who visit here.  Take all you...
Posted by Prophet Squirrel Roberts on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:36:00 PST