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King

Come on then, if you think you're hard enough!

About Me

I am the Squirrel King, the nation of squirrels is currently at war like the black & white mob of the Badgers... I will defeat these slow-mo grey haired sons of bitches, if its the last thing I do! I'm sorry to sound so harsh, but we have suffered from these filthy creatures. I will show you using this profile that squirrels are far by the best mammal in the honourable forests of the world.
Someone tributes me on their youtube video! Thank you dearest RG

VOTE SQUIRREL!

View my pictures to see the range of personalities we have in our camp.

I will be finding the best videos on myspace of our comrades, so keep one eye on that too!

Foamy, you are a saint.

Knights of the Round Acorn unite!

If you love Squirrels please tell this Reprobate Badger

Myspace Layouts

Bet he drinks carling black label!

My Interests

Badger beating, nut collection, undercover missions and looting, bird-feeders (this year the birds will starve or eat worms... they can keep them!)

I'd like to meet:

The squirrel that took on a deer, I have sent an invitation to the US for him to receive a knighthood of squirreling honour.

Foamy, another hero due some honours.
Our targets: Badgers (any in general, we're gonna take them out!)
A Badger support under the moniker 'Tintin' (Nut penetration in your sleep is your punishment, you badger f*cker)
Anyone who gets in our way, as we're hardcore or as we like to call it squirrelcore!

Music:

Hardcore, rock, metal when at war! I listen to alot of what Audiocratic zine recommend, here's their myspace
Acoustic and soul when we are f*cking

Movies:

Over The Hedge (our boy nukes them, no stinking badger made it in) Ice Age (a history of our ancient ancestor Sprat) Watership Down (we imagine the Rabbits to be Badgers)

Television:

Merekat Manor (to catch up on our cousins) Foamy the Squirrel (Online TV)

Books:

we eat them when times are hard.

Heroes:

The Deer Conquerer squirrel.... knighthood awaits
Foamy - telling it like it is.

My Blog

A request from The King of Squirrels

Dear supporters of the Squirrel Nation, I have been persuaded to recommend a user of video website Youtube.com, I hear this is a very important site for the internet and we can use it to our advantage...
Posted by King on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 03:49:00 PST