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Keeping it Evil Since Forever

About Me

Hello I am Clive the Evil Clown, but you probably already guessed that. I do have a real name but that was lost a long time ago with my sanity I fear. I like Bob Ross, he is an awesome painter. How he manages to start a painting, mess it up and then make it great again is amazing...never question his ability. I also like clubbing and pubbing which usually ends in my face down in a gutter somewhere, which isn't a bad thing. But most of the time I'm on here, wasting away typing useless stuff and trying to be funny but failing terribly, otherwise I'm out with my friends getting hammered. I have a few tattoo's, I expect to get more if I can. I'm also a West Ham fan...fru and fru. I hope that was a girl...ALLLRIIGHT!!!

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My Interests

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I like clubbing, comedy, critters, drinking, football, gaming, hurdles, lemonade, painting, movies, music, stuff concern ghosts, wrestling and red boxes with numbers. You'll be back tomorrow, I can tell!

I'd like to meet:

Kriss Akabusi, David Hasselhoff, Samuel L Jackson, Chris Kamara, Chuck Norris, Bob Ross and Gene Wilder. If I met them all at once I don't know what would happen, it would be a bloody mess. Also Kelly Brook or any other hot woman, but I think that would end up being messy also, I'm just a naturally messy person.

Music:

2 Pac
A Ha
Aerosmith
Andrew W.K.
Arctic Monkeys
Basement Jaxx
Beastie Boys
Beck
Biffy Clyro
Blink 182
Bloodhound Gang
Blur
Busta Rhymes
Coldplay
CKY
D12
Daft Punk
Disturbed
Dr. Dre
Drowning Pool
Duran Duran
Eagles of Death Metal
Earth, Wind and Fire
Electric Six
Eminem
Fall Out Boy
Fatboy Slim
Foo Fighters
Fort Minor
Fun Lovin Criminals
Genisis
Goldie Looking Chain
Gorillaz
HIM
Ian Brown
Jamiroquai
Jimmy Eat World
John Cena
John Legend
Kiss
Korn
Kayne West
Killswitch Engage
Limp Bizkit
Linkin Park
Lostprophets
Madness
Marilyn Manson
Massive Attack
MC Hammer
Metallica
Michael Jackson
Moby
Motorhead
Muse
My Chemical Romance
Nickleback
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Oasis
Outkast
P.O.D.
Panic! At the Disco
Peter Gabriel
Phil Collins
Puddle of Mudd
Queen
Queens of the Stone Age
Rage Against the Machine
Redman
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Royksopp
Run DMC
Saliva
Slipknot
Smash Mouth
Snoop Dogg
Soul Wax
Spandau Ballet
Sting
System of a Down
Tears for Fears
Tenacious D
The Cure
The Darkness
The Feeling
The Rolling Stones
The Police
The Prodigy
The Used
The Who
U2
Wham!
Will Smith

Movies:

300
Aliens
Anchorman
Austin Powers Trilogy
Back to the Future Trilogy
Baseketball
Batman (Begins and the Originals)
Blade Trilogy
Borat
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Both Versions)
Childs Play
Collateral
Die Hard Trilogy
Doom
Face/Off
Final Destination Trilogy
Friday the 13th
GhostBusters 1&2
Gone in 60 Seconds
Gremlins
Hallow Man
Halloween
Hot Fuzz
Independence Day
Indiana Jones Series
IT
Jaws Series
Jurassic Park Trilogy
Men In Black
Night at the Museum
Nightmare on Elms Street
Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy
Phone Booth
Predator
Pulp Fiction
Rocky Series
Rush Hour 1&2
Saw Trilogy
Scarface
Shaun of the Dead
Silent Hill
Sin City
Snake Eyes
Snakes on a Plane
Spider-Man Trilogy
Star Wars Series
Team America: World Police
Terminator Trilogy
The Blair Witch Project
The Exorcist
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The Matrix
The Omen
The Pink Panther Series
The Ring
The Shawshank Redemption
The Sixth Sense
Toy Story 1&2
Waynes World 1&2
X-Men Trilogy

Television:

[ADULT SWIM], CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, Family Guy, Finders Keepers, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Fun House, GamesMaster, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Knightmare, Mitchell and Webb, Most Haunted, Phoenix Nights, South Park, The Crystal Maze, The Office, The Simpsons, The Joy of Painting, WWE

Books:

Never read books, I read a few graphic novels though. 300, Batman, CSI, Ghost Rider, Metal Gear Solid, Silent Hill, Spiderman.

Heroes:

Kriss Akabusi, he's a West Ham fan fru and fru. And if he's taught me anything its to jump hurdles, Bob Ross as he is an amazing painter, David Hasselhoff for being the king of cheese, Nicholas Cage and Samuel L Jackson because they are such awesome actors and Peter Sellers as he was a funny man as well, I would of loved to have met him.

My Blog

Evil Clowns Mask Origins

Right it's been a long time since I left you, left you, without a dope beat to step to. But I think most of you are wondering where all the recent mask changes came from. Well I'm going to tell you as...
Posted by Evil Clown Ranger on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:08:00 PST

Evil Clowns Epic Tale

I thought I'd break from the whole blog thing and try my hand at some writing. It's something to fall back on when I decide to quit the clown business, or I get sacked. Either way tell me what you thi...
Posted by Evil Clown Ranger on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:27:00 PST

Evil Clowns Festive Blog of Crap

Okay bitches&.here we go. Christmas Day 7.02 am - Get woken up by the family next doors kids screaming as they opened their presents. Little shits, I hope the fat bastard in the red suit gave the fuck...
Posted by Evil Clown Ranger on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:02:00 PST

Evil Clowns Bumper Halloween/Firework Night Special!

Yeah I know it's late, big whoop wanna fight about it? I've been busy with stuff&scaring people and the like. And knobbing, yes there was much knobbing but you don't want to hear about that now do you...
Posted by Evil Clown Ranger on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:44:00 PST

A Day in the Life of an Evil Clown: Day 3

Good things always come in 3, but I'm evil and this is shit. But hey it's been a while since I wrote about my everyday occurrences so here I am with day 3 of my amazing life&aren't you lucky? 8.11 am ...
Posted by Evil Clown Ranger on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:32:00 PST

Snakes in a Big Top

I didn't think I would be doing another blog so early after the last one but here I am. Before you read on I must warn you it may contain a few spoilers from the sexually awesome film Snakes on a Plan...
Posted by Evil Clown Ranger on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:51:00 PST

A Day in the Life of an Evil Clown: Day 2

I decided to do a part 2 to my amazing tale from last time, and boy what a day it has been. So settle down and enjoy the next instalment ladies and gentlemen...   9.10 am - God damn it, it feels ...
Posted by Evil Clown Ranger on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:27:00 PST

A Day in the Life of an Evil Clown

I got the idea from another myspacer (old bill). Heres an account of a day in the life of an Evil Clown. Enjoy... 01.03 am - Get chucked out of the pub, somehow I managed to get home although I c...
Posted by Evil Clown Ranger on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 01:33:00 PST

2 of the Most Awesome Stories Ever!!!

I'm doing this because they need to be heard, these are true stories so if you can be arsed to read them...enjoy. The Superball Incident It was a lazy Sunday afternoon back in 2003 and our 3 young her...
Posted by Evil Clown Ranger on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:18:00 PST

State of Telly...

God damn it what a load of crap on telly of recent, the world cup was the only beckon of light in an otherwise craptacular and even then England got knocked out in the quarters and to penalties which ...
Posted by Evil Clown Ranger on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:55:00 PST