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Spotted Dick

Yummy!

About Me

My name is Spotted Dick. I'm a British log-shaped sponge pudding studded with raisins. I love to get naked and watch people eat me. I also enjoy getting baked and going for rides in the microwave. Weeeeeeeeeee.

My Interests

I like to hang out on grocery store shelves with my friends.

I'd like to meet:

A can opener, a plate, a microwave, a fork, a mouth, a Rolaid, a toilet, toilet paper and anyone who likes to eat or play with Spotted Dick.

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