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About Me

my name is wool lump. i am a cute little bugger.
trooper wool's leaving party:

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My Interests

being naked, other monkeys, dancing, sleeping, vegetarianism, zoophilia, internet porn, snorting puff.

I'd like to meet:

other bonobos.

this guy:

i think he may be my long lost love child, the bastard offspring of one of my old bear ladyfriends.

and also anyone else who wants to give wool some love. if you are lucky, you might even give birth to a cute little bugger like him.

Music:

stereo total, library music (nuggets compilations), classical music, miss kittin.
but my alltime favourite tunes are:
jack arel / pierre dutour - top rally
stereo total - i am naked
afx - elephant song
euros childs - y mwnci drwg

Movies:

planet of the apes, porn. and kong the whopper of course.

Television:

curb your enthusiasm, the f word, chimp week, porn: a family business, johnny vegas. there aren't enough monkeys on tv actually.

Books:

underwear catalogues.

Heroes:

kong the whopper, cornjulio iglesias, seymore butts, gordon ramsay, larry david, miss kittin, basti tiefschwarz.

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My Blog

cute, aren't i?

bet you would love to have one of me all of your very own. well now you can, thanks to the wonders of ebay. check out these three cheeky chappies below. obviously they are not as cute as i am, which i...
Posted by wool lump on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:11:00 PST

this blog is dedicated to all the myspace whores who have found their way into my friends list

please tell me why the fuck you want so many friends. what exactly do you get out of it?
Posted by wool lump on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:25:00 PST

so this lady sends me a titty picture

and just for a moment i thought i was special. she was holding a sign saying 'i love wool' and everything. then i check her profile and it turns out she sends these pictures to anyone and everyone. '...
Posted by wool lump on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 03:35:00 PST

why oh why won't stereo total add me?

my mission to become as famous as the arctic monkeys is not going well.
Posted by wool lump on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 06:00:00 PST

why call it a top 8 if it is only going to display 7?

i never thought there would be so much competition to be in wool's top 8! anyway, that cunt fake is out of there since he hates me. little bitch.
Posted by wool lump on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 03:58:00 PST

i'd rather have no friends than have that cunt tom as my friend

49077487 friends? in your dreams, bitch.
Posted by wool lump on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 02:40:00 PST