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About Me

In times of old,
When knights were bold,
And toilets weren't invented,
They'd lay their load beside the road,
And walk away contented.
12. Felching - It occurs after you have been sticking your babe in the can, you bust your nut in there, back up and then pucker your lips up to her rim and suck out your ranch dressing. (This is also the first step of a very advanced maneuver called the Halmstad Hook).
26. The Halmstad Hook - (As mentioned above in ..12). This is a unique sequence of events named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk in her rear, the sauce is sucked out of the anus by the male. Once the sauce has transferred from her bowls to your mouth--the product that has been created is now known as "Swedish Cheese." The move is completed when the "Swedish Cheese" is transferred to the ladies mouth via a deep tongue kiss. You can cap this off with a swift stinging slap of her ass to show her how much you care and appreciate all her hard work.
My penis is as big as your forearm.

My Interests

Choking the chicken!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can handle it.

Music:

Bow chika bow wow

Movies:

Back Door Sluts 9,
Crotch Capers 3,
Naughty Nurses 2,
Ricky and the Robot,
Crouching Hooker, Hidden Penis,
Monster Cocks from OUTER SPACE!
Dirty Love,
Michelle's Pink Taco Stand,
The Golden Shower,
and The Lion King.

Television:

Days of our Lives!
All my Children!
Teletubbies!
You aren't taking me seriously anymore, are you?

Books:

Robert Hamburger's Ninja Book: Real Ultimate Power

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy
CHUCK NORRIS!

My Blog

OH NO! BULLETINS ARE DOWN!

That means I'll get bad luck because I can't repost letters that say I'll be cursed with relationship problems for the next 10 years.You can tell who already has relationship problems because they're ...
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Extreme sex manuvers for 18+ ONLY

1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, (her, on her back, you straddle her chest) you proceed to shit on her chest--just for the hell of it. She then becomes the "Lunch Lady." 2. The Stran...
Posted by Purple Headed Monster Cock on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 07:00:00 PST

My picture.

Obviously, I searched google images to find a picture of a cock, then changed it a bit to make it monstrous and even more purple headed. But there is still an original image out there, right?So ...
Posted by Purple Headed Monster Cock on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:56:00 PST

CHUCK NORRIS!

Some facts about Chuck Norris that you may not have known. Feel free to add your own if you have any, and please let me know if I have any duplicates in there. I'll add more as I find them, so stop ba...
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PENIS

EATER
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BATTLE!

It was November fifth of the year of our lord two thousand and five, a Saturday. At 7:57pm this graceful wetland dwelling avian was wading peacfully in the shallow waters of the park. But...
Posted by Purple Headed Monster Cock on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 08:21:00 PST

My evil plot

Everyone hit the button thing for ranking me and vote for me to be a 10. Then my CRAZY picture will be in the top 25 or something, and everyone will be like HOLY CRAP IT'S A FUCKING DOG CRANE IN...
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This is the warcry of the swamp, for those of you who wish to know what it means, read on: The warcry had to sound something like a bird call, but had to also be much more intimidating than something...
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