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Jay And Silent Bob!!

A long time ago, in front of a convenience store far, far

About Me

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies Jay And Silent Bob R In Tha Hizzouse!!!!
Snooganz!! What The Fuck Is The Internet??
Youse Guys R Fuckin' Awesome!!! I Love To Chill In Front Of The Quick Stop With My Hetero Life Mate Silent Bob (Who Sometimes Isnt Fuckin Silent)
Yeah Were Drug Dealers But Who Cares.
Most Of The Time We Chill At The FUcking Quick Stop Or At The Mall With Brodie And T.S.
Chillin @ The FUcking QUICK STOP - IN ENGLISH/"Berserker"
We Have A Comic And A Movie About Us Check Them Out BLUNTMAN AND CRONIC!!!!
Me and Lunchbox finally got a computer.
I'd like to see those fuckin' assholes talk shit
about us now. To all our fans, Snootch to the Nootch
- We were angry that a movie about us comic book creations, Bluntman and Chronic, is being made without Lunchbox and Yo' My consent or payment. Then take a trip from New Jersey, all the way to Hollywood to stop the movie from being made.
Then we went to Kick some Ass!
Anyone wanta kick some ass?
Check out this web site...
www.moviepoopshoot.com
"Who are Jay and Silent Bob"?
- Oh, you cultural illiterate!
We Love Fuckin Stealin Fuckin Monkeys!!!
"In This World Gone Mad, We Will Not Spank Da Monkey.
...The Monkey Will Spank Us!
What kind of cigarette are you? (pics)
Newports You're Newports! The cigarette of choice for homies, and wiggers...
Myspace Quizzes

My Interests



Noise Noise Noise Smokin Weed Smokin Wiz Doin Coke
Drinkin Beerz Drinkin Beerz Beerz Beerz Rollin Fattys Smokin Blunts
Who Smokes The Blunts???
We Smoke The Blunts Bitches!!!!

WEED and Fine ass bitches like ur self

We Chill In Front Of The Quick Stop And Sell Drugs.
I got a Double Sided Bong Saber!

I AM THE MASTER OF THE CLIT!!!

Would You Fuck Me?

"Jay and Silent Bob will return someday.
Until then, they're taking it easy.

Goodbye, Horses." - Kevin Smith

I'd like to meet:

WEED and Fine ass bitches like ur self Judd Nelson,John Hughes Yeah Sixteen Candles John Hughs and Hott Gurlz

NO-MORE CHASING AMY

Here she is: Silent Bob's - CRAZY BITCH!!!
http://www.myspace.com/kokodeindo
It's "JERSEY GIRL, ALL GROWN UP!
She LQQKS a lot like, Jen, Kevin Smith's Wife
...She Isn't!

Yo-youse guys wanna hear something fucked up
about him and the Quick Stop guy?

Music:

MORRIS DAY AND THE MOTHER FUCKIN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You don't know Jungle Love?

That sh*t is the mad notes,
written by God herself and handed down
to the greatest band in the world,
the m*therf*ck*ng Time."

Movies:

Favorite all time movie is of course "Chasing Amy"

...Butt LunchBox Fuckin'
Loves All Those John Hughes Flicks
We Also Worship New Movie By Kevin Smith

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SOUND OF MEWES

Television:

Scooby Doo!!!! We Got Doobies Snacks!!!
"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"
Which Kevin Smith Character from Clerks are you? [the finished version]
"I'll fuck this bitch, I'll fuck that bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES"You're Jay. Yes, You have the privilage of being everyones favorite loud mouth drug dealer Jay. You stand in front of RST video and poison the youth of america along with your heterolifepartner Silent Bob.
Take this quiz !
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"Theres alot of fine looking women in this world, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you"You're Silent Bob, played by kevin smith the creator of clerks. You dont have much to say, all you do is basicly stand next to your hetero life partner Jay in front of RST Video. WE know that theres alot going on in that head of yours, we just dont know what.
Take this quiz !
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Books:

We Dontz kno How To Fuckin Read...

Are you even supposed to be here today?

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Steal your own virtual pet!

I'm just a junkie with a monkey from Jersey
Me and Silent Bob model ourselves after "Morris Day and the Time"

Heroes:

#1 God
- THANKFUL FOR "THE VOICE" - Metatron
OUR HERO, and OUR GIRLFRIEND Bethany Sloane
- Judd Nelson, Damian, Randall
That Gurl Who Fucked The Dead Guy
Brodie ,T.S, The Topless Fortune Teller (snooganz)
Holden And Banky, Amy, Larry And Barry

Those Guys From The Mork From Ork Movie
...And Morris Day And Jerome

EVERYONES HERO

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