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Dave

About Me

The Christian concept of a god--the god as the patron of the sick, the god as a spinner of cobwebs, the god as a spirit--is one of the most corrupt concepts that has ever been set up in the world: it probably touches low-water mark in the ebbing evolution of the god-type. God degenerated into the contradiction of life. Instead of being its transfiguration and eternal Yea! In him war is declared on life, on nature, on the will to live! God becomes the formula for every slander upon the "here and now," and for every lie about the "beyond"! In him nothingness is deified, and the will to nothingness is made holy!
-Friedrich Nietzsche - "The Antichrist"

Stop watching FOX news.
.. ..
And, if you watch and like the O'reilly Factor, tattoo "Dumbass" on your forehead. .. ..
Jesus bong toking christ..what a fucking douchebag. Does this guy remind anyone else of Prothero from "V for Vendetta"? He was the guy that used television to spew his and the government's vile one sided propaganda. He also got what was coming to him. I can only hope for a similar fate for O'reilly.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave
Birthday: in the 70s
Birthplace: Mill'ville
Current Location: far away from the Bahamas
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: just under 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: i don't think about that kind of thing
Your Heritage: ape descendant
The Shoes You Wore Today: cross trainers, baby
Your Weakness: left of the spine, fourth lumbar down, same as yours
Your Fears: to not be able to get ye flask
Your Perfect Pizza: anything with delicious cooked animal on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to be less of a lazy bastard
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF
Thoughts First Waking Up: "do i have to go to work today?"
Your Best Physical Feature: my gangsta eye brow
Your Bedtime: wtf is a "bedtime"?
Your Most Missed Memory: all the ones i forgot
Pepsi or Coke: coke, bitch!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither. don't eat at either of those establishments
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: whichever tastes less like that nasty lemon crap that they drink up north
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: mountain dew
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Swear: f*&..*n yes
Do you Sing: only to my car
Do you Shower Daily: if possible
Have you Been in Love: nope, i've had the flu before though
Do you want to go to College: thinking about going back
Do you want to get Married: neg-a-tive
Do you belive in yourself: of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i guess
Are you a Health Freak: sorta kinda
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL YES
Do you play an Instrument: snare, really bad guitar skills
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: you might say that
In the past month have you Smoked: you might say that
In the past month have you been on Drugs: same as above
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hell no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: only by my cat
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's too damn cold!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no. thieves suck.
Ever been Drunk: this is getting redundant
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: sword duel of epic proportions
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: trainer of elite ninja warriors
What country would you most like to Visit: japan, greece, australia, in that order
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: spacegirl
Favourite Hair Color: spacegirl
Short or Long Hair: spacegirl
Height: spacegirl
Weight: spacegirl
Best Clothing Style: pink and yellow hurt my eyes
Number of Drugs I have taken: hmm..plus three, carry the one.. undetermined
Number of CDs I own: 25 gb worth, or so
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ordering soup instead of salad
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
You Are a Hunter Soul
You are driven and ambitious - totally self motiviated to succeed
Actively working to acheive what you want, you are skillful in many areas.
You are a natural predator with strong instincts ... and more than a little demanding.
You are creative, energetic, and an extremely powerful force.
An outdoors person, you like animals and relate to them better than people.
You tend to have an explosive personality, but also a good sense of humor.
People sometimes see you as arrogant or a know it all.
You tend to be a bit of a loner, though you hate to be alone.
Souls you are most compatible with: Seeker Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
What part would you play in a horror movie???
The Killer
No parts for you, except those of others...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George Carlin, Seth MacFarlane, Samuel L. Jackson, Johnny Depp, Mitch Hedburg's ghost, Dave Chappelle, Dave Attell, Kate Beckinsale, Monica Bellucci, Jon Stewart, Angelina Jolie, Yoda, Lewis Black, Maynard James Keenan, Danny Carrey, Denzel Washington, Milla Jovovich, Kenwa Mabuni, Yasutsune Itosu, Miyamoto Musashi, Chojun Miyagi, Choke Motobu, John McCrea, Frederick Douglas's ghost, Stick(yes, he's a comic book character....so?), Christopher Walken, Brad Pitt, Morihei Ueshiba, Lewis Black, Maddox.. the Pirate Maddox, Bill Hicks

My Blog

Ok, I'm seriously now..

Ok, seriously. Since it's come to my ATTention that this might actuallybecoming an issue in places it shouldn't, let's everyone listen to davefor a second on the issue of ABORTION. It is very importan...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 14:22:00 GMT

Mature Eyes Only

This bulletin [edit]didn't actually offend me, I was just suprised at some of the questions in it.[edit] So watch as I destroy each rediculous question, one by one. Behold:Repost this as "Mature Eyes ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:07:00 GMT

People and things I can do without.

1. Inconsiderate people.2. Selfish people.3. People who believe in urban legends. 4. People who pass along chain letters.5. Fake people.6. TVs that I pay to use that play only sports.7. Dumbasses who ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:00:00 GMT

WTF

OK, so I'm driving home today, minding my own business, looking for a little fun and listening to the last and closest thing we have to a decent radio station here in Mille'ville. When what to my wond...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 17:59:00 GMT

Miracles

Old Zen Tale(Miracles)While Bankei was preaching quietly to his followers, his talk wasinterrupted by a Shinshu priest who believed in miracles, and thoughtsalvation came from repeating holy words.Ban...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 06:59:00 GMT

Japanese Fable

In feudal Japan, a daimyo controlling many fiefs in the Edo period had grown old, and fealt his time on this earth was nearing an end. He had three possible  successors, his sons, and was perplex...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:50:00 GMT

V's "V Speech"

VoilĂ ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vaca...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:20:00 GMT

Random Quotes that I Love

"This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers." Randal to Dante in "Clerks"
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:40:00 GMT

Best Sing-a-long songs

This is an incomplete list of the best sing-a-long songs.Social Distortion - Ball and Chain Nine Inch Nails - Closer Hank Williams Jr. - Family Tradition (yes, I know this is country. I consider it an...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:08:00 GMT

Random Family Guy

"Oh yea, well if I'm a child, know what that makes you? A pedophile.. and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert." Peter to Lois
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 06:10:00 GMT