Jay and Silent Bob - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well my name is Jay I am horny, overdrugged, hyper, foul-mouthed, long-haired stoner/drug dealer. My hetero life partner Silentbob here is a chubby little bitch, who rarely says anything as you can tell. We are pretty simple guys, we lean out in front of the Quick Stop in Leonardo and pretty much do whatever the fuck we want.

My Interests

Quick Stop, Pussy, Weed, Kicking some ass, Jungle Love, Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.

I'd like to meet:

Shannon Elizabeth, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith.. anyone who wants to get blunted.

Music:

The mother fucking times!!! Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What.

Movies:

Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II.

Television:

Clerks: Animated Series, VH1's "I love the 90s", MTV, Degrassi: The Next Generation.

Books:

Snoochie Boochies

Heroes:

Morris Day and Jerome