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Dr.Bizarro (Deceased)

Dr.Bizarro, OBE 331.5 light-years Last Login: 09/03/2043

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DR.BIZARRO'S DETAILS:

NAME: Dr. Erastus Longpig Bizarro, O.B.E

WEBSITE: DrBizarro.co.uk

BLOGS:

SEX: Mostly Dirty

AGE: Minus 331 (I'm from the future).

BODY TYPE: Monkified.

JOB DESCRIPTION: I put the cherries on Bakewell tarts.

Also: Dog catcher, Bill Cosby's body double.

IDEAL JOB: 18th-Century composer, body-snacher, pedlar of dubious medicines,1950's trickster/conman, Russian spy, master art forger, spaceman.

PETS: 1 Spider-monkey, dragon, two-headed python, robot dog, Ronnie Corbett.

IDEAL PARTNER: Benny Hill show types. Curvey, big pointy bazookas.

BEST SUBJECTS AT SCHOOL: Art, Maths, P.E, beanbag-frog making.

LIKES: Music, off-beat animation, hot-air balloons, bubble cars, logic-defying gadgets, bouncy castles, fireworks, ball games, airships, vintage video games, funny crap drawings, films , shiny things (motorcycles, guitars, robots, starships) , Jet-packs, Spaghettis, Sugar-puffs.

HATES: Kryptonite, cinnamon, musicals, panto.

FAVOURITE ACCENT: Soft Welsh for girls...sexy!

FAVOURITE FOOD: Cat food.

VICES: Choco milkshakes, crap TV, tea & biscuits, coco-pops.

PHOBIAS: False Teeth and limbs. Stumps .

SCARY THINGS: Dolls, ventriloquist dummies, clowns and golliwogs, the Crankies, randy old people, pigeon feet, things with horns on.

STRENGTHS: I have Jedi reflexes, I can move objects with my mind. Ingenious lover.

WEAKNESSES: I've the shortest possible concentration span for the mundane.

REGRETS: I regret that the likes of Sue Pollard and Noel Edmunds take up space in my head. I may have read too many Rupert books as a kid.

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Getting caught stealing a cake.

FAVOURITE COMEDY SHOWS: Rainbow, Brookside, Pingu, Stars in their eyes.

FILMS:

The Fly II (1989):

"After Seth Brundle (Jeff Goldblum) was "debugged", his son, Martin Brundle (Eric Stoltz), born of the human fly, is adopted by his father's place of employment (Bartok Inc.) while the employees simply wait for his mutant chromosones to come out of their dormant state. And thus "THE FLY" is reborn!!"

Hawk the Slayer(1980):

"Hawk, having suffered the ignimony of watching both his father and fiancée die at the hands of his brother, Voltan, sets out on a quest for companions to aid him in his fight to stop his brother's reign of evil and free the Abbess." (Click Image for excellent Clip!)

Empire of the Ants (1977):

"Sleazy scam artist Joan Collins tries to sell phony real estate deals down in the Florida everglades. What she and her unsuspecting buyers don't know is the area has been taken over by giant ants! For they shall inherit the earth... sooner than you think!"

Wolfman:

"Upon the death of his brother, Larry Talbot returns from America to his ancestral home in Wales. He visits a gypsy camp with village girl Jenny Williams, who is attacked by Bela, a gypsy who has turned into a werewolf. Larry kills the werewolf but is bitten during the fight. Bela's mother tells him that this will cause him to become a werewolf at each full moon. Larry confesses his plight to his unbelieving father, Sir John, who then joins the villagers in a hunt for the wolf. Larry, transformed by the full moon, heads for the forest and a fateful meeting with both Sir John and Gwen. (Click Image for Trailor) "

Gojira / Godzilla (1954):

"A 164-foot monster reptile with radioactive breath is revived, thanks to nuclear testing. It goes on a mad rampage, destroying Tokyo - how will they kill it? "

FAMOUS LAST WORDS: "F***...... I'm snookered".

ARCH ENEMY: Professor Rufus Cockstarter, MBE:

Music:

James Brown after a few....er... "Ales"?:

Mini Jaxon:


Captain Beefcase interview:


Monkey:


Another Captain...Kirk:


It's T time!


My Blog

Thank you for all your friend requests. Much appreciated.

Thanks, I have to add them in blocks every other day or so. Don't be offended if you're not accepted immediately. I have to approve comments because I've had some pretty scary ones and needed to ...
Posted by Dr.Bizarro OBE on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:13:00 PST

The last night of the proms.

I saw a bit of a rerun of 'The last night of the proms'. Oh dear. What a big bunch of shit-wits. Everything anyone intelligent hates about the classical music scene in one big orgy of patriot...
Posted by Dr.Bizarro OBE on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:00:00 PST

Horsy Women...

I've never been out with one of those posh horsy types. You know ...the ones who could eat an apple through a letterbox? Why do they occur? What is it? ...
Posted by Dr.Bizarro OBE on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST

Jack's dead sheep...

Soap operas seem to have taken over. I remember Emmerdale Farm had a story line where the Dingles were building a rocket that used pig shit as fuel, and that 'plane crash' that killed Jack's sheep. H...
Posted by Dr.Bizarro OBE on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:34:00 PST

Shock-therapy...

What ever happened to those surreal shows like celebrity squares full of has-beens trapped in boxes? All those rehearsed jokes peppered with endless catchphrases that now sound like the rantings of...
Posted by Dr.Bizarro OBE on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:33:00 PST

Pizza Idea!

I had a fantastic idea the other day. Really! You know how you can buy Pizza bases from the supermarket to make your own Pizzas? Well, I was thinking, why not sell Pizza bases but with stuff already ...
Posted by Dr.Bizarro OBE on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:39:00 PST

Corn-on-the-cob...

I was pondering the complexities of eating corn-cobs, and there are indeed various methods. There is of course the typewriter system invented by Peter Cushing, that most elegant of British gents... ...
Posted by Dr.Bizarro OBE on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:47:00 PST

You know the one, you buy one, you get one free...

Friday I went to a club in Manchester and got all pissed up on booze for the first time in months. I woke up dazed as if I'd awoken in the centre of a crop circle with a Raleigh Chopper next to me. I...
Posted by Dr.Bizarro OBE on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:10:00 PST

Why?

I saw a pigeon eating dog shit today.
Posted by Dr.Bizarro OBE on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:02:00 PST

Paul O'Grady.

What's that f***ing glorified Bingo-caller still doing on my TV? I know the pensioners love him but we all know what they're like don't we? All nice and sweet offering mints to children on the bus,...
Posted by Dr.Bizarro OBE on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:57:00 PST