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Local Man! Gude Morkning

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
STEPHENVILLE, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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jojob1tch3s

Jo Jo B1tch3s My life is forever changed, it's hard to beleive you can love someone soooo much that you just met!

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Vineland, New Jersey
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
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my one and only girlfriend- brittni c king :P (TC)

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
TOMBALL, TOM
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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needmorejuice

hEAD sHOT!

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
oNTARIO
Country:
Canada
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Phaul Wallâ„¢ - Ay Bay Bay! My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. Listen to me, I'm in pre-med.

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Boca Raton, FLORIDA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Pacific Islander
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
lord_lucas_of_arralias

Luke Sleep tight, sucka...

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Great Falls, Montana
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Body:
Athletic
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usafcohen

WELL CRAP... here we go again

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
FWB= Fort Walton Beach..., Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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jonvito

JonVito Ummmm, Hellllo!

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
WHITTIER, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
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Marcus You might get surprised!

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Erath, LOUISIANA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
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roars_beneath_the_wings

Hey! Relax Guys

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brno, Stare brno
Country:
Czech Republic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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klueless_beats

Klueless.com Against The System, Against The Public, Yet Still - Addicted To The Pain!

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Birmingham,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Sam Let the Madness Begin!!

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Canada
Status:
Single
lizard_thomas

liz.. slowly breaking down into tears...

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
M-town, Missouri
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
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Tracy Monster Purrrrrrrr....

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Chula Vista on Avenue T, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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crazykidjim

Jimmy How youu doin!?

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Anderson, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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some azn kid

Age:
103 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SEATTLE, Western Australia
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Melchstar You're mother lied; looks are everything.

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MESA, ARIZONA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
ddemcee

Daniel Poop on your face?

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Huntington Beach, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Athletic
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Cory

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Taylor Mill, KENTUCKY
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
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jpiddy

J. Piddy Holy Shit!

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Walnut, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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this over that i aint no prophet

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
MIDDLETOWN, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic

Johnny Dynamo The Dynamo Theory

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Riverview, MICHIGAN
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
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queeniebeanie

Get It Saucy Be yourself, because those who matter, don't mind, and those who mind...don't matter

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Michigan
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
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jenniferaguilar88

i LUV my weird-o friends... geeks are the hottest things on earth..i mean it!

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
CHICAGO, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
i_miss_recess

officially done with myspace... show'em my motto!!

Age:
16 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
OLATHE, KANSAS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Thomas

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Graham, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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geoffbunch

Geoff

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Santa Monica, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Shanes Baby ♥ Jessie and Jeff ♥

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
BLUEFIELD, West Virginia
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
mediocrefilms

Mediocre Films They're Better Than They Sound!

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Hollywoodland, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
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Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Los angeles, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Luis

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
HEMET, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Erika damn you and go to hell you creepy chicken!

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Pedro, Laguna
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
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Christian This is my neighbor, Tulyak Alkaby, he is real pain in my asshole. I get a window from a glass, he g

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
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johnny504

Johnny .. ..

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NEW ORLEANS, The Pass, Louisiana
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Serious Relationships
iamthekingofkingsbowdown

THE GRIZALODUDE THE JUGGALOGRIZ HOOOO-F'N-RAAH i bet you wish you were rated R to?

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
glasgow, East
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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justcallmetigger

Jess Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Northport, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
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muck_rakers

Theo MuckRaker aka Mucky T What The World Needs

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Bristol/ Southend-on-Muck, South
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
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theog_cybersushigirl

CyberSushiGirl

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
The Dale of Glen , California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Body:
Athletic
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rainydaymartyr

Crashica Hey.....no.

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Alpena, Michigan
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends

Free Spirit FUTURE Paul Mitchell Hair Professional!

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Slidell, LOUISIANA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Average
Here For:
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countryinmyveins

JIMBO

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Pine Prarie, Louisiana
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
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Kayla[zombie][alation][batman]™ IM ADDICTED TO HIM

Age:
15 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
wendy's closet, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
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Blake Sometimes you just have to roll with the punches.

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Central, Louisiana
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
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ricanchuloinfla

I'm getting there...

Age:
35 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ORLANDO, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Body:
More to love!
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moviefreak666

The Furbster

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Chicago, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
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Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SYLMAR, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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Steve It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that ar

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
WINTER SPRINGS, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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breaking_mirrors

TILA I'LLKILLYA

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
HOUSTON, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
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Crys-TAL It's hard to shake hands with a closed fist

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SALEM, Oregon
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
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Joshua The Antidote For Zombie Poison

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
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