JIMBO

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LOOK AT HOW TRUE THIS BUMPER STICKER IS!! IF YOU ARE SCARED OF SOMETHING THEN DO IT JUST IN SPITE OF THE FEAR INSIDE OF YOU!!
THIS IS FOR ALL OF THE ANTI GOVERNMENT PUNK FREAKS OUT THERE!!! FORGET YOU PUNKS IF YOU COULD ONLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THESE SOLDIERS GO THROUGH!!!! BUT YOU CANT BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO WEAK AND COULDNT CUT IT AS A SOLDIER AND ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU ARENT AS STRONG AS A SOLDIER!!!(LOVE THE CALLING ANSWER THE CALLING DONT BE A PUNK)!!!
You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.You roll your eyes as a baby cries.He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting.You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded.You see only what the media wants you to see.He sees the broken bodies lying around him.You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.He does exactly what he is told even if it puts his life in danger.You stay at home and watch TV.He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.He tries to sleep but gets woken by mortars and helicopters all night long.
PLEASE READ THIS IT MEANS A WHOLE LOT TO ME!!
"Supporting The Three"
"I am the Infantry, Follow Me Not a foot soldier, Iam much more you see I'll Take the fight to the enemy, I am the Infantry, first of The Three," "I am the Calvary, follow me, A modern horse soldier in a M2 Bradley Charging straight forward to the enemy, I am the Calvary, most Daring of the three" "I am the Armor, follow me The arm of dcision I'll always be When the going gets rough, call on me I am the Armor, best of The Three Aromr, Calvary, And Infantry, Rush headlong into the melee, Breaking the lines like an angry sea, Deep into enemy territory.
"Approaching the crossroads, what do you see?
The area secured by three lonly MP's. Directing us forward, how can this be? How long have they been here, Waiting for us?" "What a crazy person an MP must be, He has no Firepower or Armor like us And i thought everyone followed The Three Armor, Calvary, and Infantry"... "!I am The MP dont follow me!" "you dont want to be where I will be, Guarding a crossroad, waiting for The Three, Just my team, a combat loaded HMMWV and ME"
" With the objective taken, wait and see, No one will remember the lonely MP, I heald my ground so that they could run free,
But that is my job SUPPORTING THE THREE!!!!!"
WELL......! MY NAME IS JAMES RANDALL JOHNSON BETTER KNOWN AS JIMBO!! (FIRST AND FOREMOST I AM A CHRISTIAN!!AND I LOVE THE LORD MY GOD!!),(SECOND!! I AM A SOLDIER OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN THE ARMY NATIONAL GUARD!! AND I LOVE IT MORE THAN LIFE)............. I AM 18 YEARS OLD, I HAVE BROWN HAIR IF IT WAS ALL THERE AND NOTICEABLE BUT MY HEAD IS SHAVED SO I DONT HAVE MUCH BROWN LEFT!!,MY EYES ARE HAZEL OR GREEN WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT!!, I WEIGH ABOUT 172 POUNDS RIGHT NOW AND I PLAN TO WEIGH MORE!(HOPEFULLY) IM NOT TOO FREAKING TALL JUST SIX FOOT ONE INCH!!, I WORK FULL TIME ON THE OIL FEILD IN EASTON LOUISIANA FOR A COMPANY CALLED MIDSTATES PETROEULM!~ ( I LOVE MY JOB) NOT!! BUT I LIKE TO FISH AND HUNT MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD BESIDES GO TO DRILLS AND NOONE WILL BELIEVE IT BUT I LOVE DRILLS!! I AM A CHRISTIAN AND AN AWESOME PERSON THAT YOU WOULD LOVE TO BE AROUND I AM SURE!!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE SNUGGLEING ON A COUCH AND WATCHING A MOVIE!! ESPECIALLY IF IT IS A SCARY MOVIE THAT YOU CAN GET A LITTLE BIT CLOSER WITH!! I ALSO LIKE SOME GIRLY MOVIES BUT IF THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE GAY YOU CAN FORGET ME EVEN GETTING AROUND AND SITTING FOR THAT CRAP!!!! I LOVE GIRLS BUT THEY CANT SEEM TO SETTLE DOWN LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO GET A GRASP ON THEM (ANY OF THEM)I DONT KNOW WHY BUT GIRLS DONT CARE FOR ME TOO MUCH AND THE ONES THAT DO DONT SEEM TO CARE FOR ME TOO MUCH BUT I GUESS THAT IS A GOOD THING SOMETIMES SO!! ANYWAYS I AM ANTICIPATING GOING ON A VACATION SOMETIME SOON!! BEFORE I SHIP OFF AND ALL THAT CRAP!! I LOVE TO LOVE AND BE LOVED!!! WELL THERE IS SO MUCH MORE THAT I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT ME BUT I AM TIRED OF TYPING SO IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME THEN YOU CAN CALL ME 1-318-452-1558 I SWEAR THAT IF YOU WANT TO MEET A GREAT PERSON THEN YOU CAN CALL ME AND WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: James Randall Johnson
Birthday: 02/13/89
Birthplace: Florida
Current Location: Pine Prairie
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 176.2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Coonass
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip[flops}
Your Weakness: Elizabeth Marie Johnston
Your Fears: Not being with elizabeth for the rest of my life!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Japalenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make it through all of my training
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: HEY!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: 4:00 A.M. "well i guess that i better get up for work"
Your Best Physical Feature: what??
Your Bedtime: Never!!
Your Most Missed Memory: The Famous Line from camp "can i kiss you"??
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Either cause i can still show her and everyone else around how much i love her!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Either
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: NO!!
Do you Swear: NO!!
Do you Sing: All the time!! But more in the shower!!
Do you Shower Daily: Yes i do!!
Have you Been in Love: Yes i am right NOW!!
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: As soon as i am financially stable!!
Do you belive in yourself: Yes i do!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO!!
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really
Are you a Health Freak: NO
Do you get along with your Parents: NO ANSWER!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em'
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Drums, Piano, and bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NASTY!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: Yes (not proud of it)!!
Ever been called a Tease: YES!!
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Quick
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An M.P. and a DAD
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Don't matter
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 176.2
Best Clothing Style: Jeans and a shrit!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE!!
Number of CDs I own: dont know
Number of Piercings: NONE!!
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Breaking up with Elizabeth, But i finally got her back and i will never let her go!!
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