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Geoff

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm pretty layed back, pretty open-minded. I enjoy hanging out, kicking it, working hard, avoiding work... I'm introspective...competetive...I get restless when I'm not doing something creative so I've always got lots of half-finished projects cluttering my dresser drawers (usually comedy or music). I'm selective when it comes to friends...and girls...I'd rather chill alone that be annoyed by somebody ANYDAY. I'm honest, loyal, ambitious...I've recently come to the conclusion that being my own boss is a MUST for me...I have high expectations for myself...and others...I can't stand drama...I hate bigotry and small minded individuals... I like to sing while I drive. Mostly backup vocals. It's probably annoying to most, but I prefer to think it sounds awesome. I like that smell when it's really hot outside and then it starts to rain. I want a large house on the beach...with a big hammock in the yard (pretty original, huh?).. I'm sarcastic...I hope I don't hurt your feelings. Oh well. Most of the time my sarcasm falls misunderstood anyway. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow /

My Interests

Writing, music, comedy, writing music, directing, film, basketballl, surfing, kickin it, road trips, passionate peeps, mixin, diggin, maxin, coolin, skating around, sarcasm, camping, snowboarding, spazzin out, beer, watching the game (football, basketball), drumming, gin + tonics, comedy, new shit, anything that makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up, volkswagens, zoning out, open minds, overactive imaginations. Producing funny crap, sandy beaches, lakes, girls w/goals, my mac, guitar, bass, drums, piano, fast cars, slow cars, hot tubs, staring out at the ocean while I'm sitting on my surfboard, buying stuff, chillin on boats, artists, burritos, funny muther fuckers, sexy girls, parties, nights in, building stuff, drawing, painting, cartoons, Pho,

I'd like to meet:

People who don't live a life their "supposed" to live. Deep huh? Cool Kids. Dorks...Geeks...Nerds...Jocks...Stoners...People who like to laugh and screw around. Creative people, interesting people, open-minded people....Don't take yourself too seriously. People that can just chill and TALK sometimes...Girls that are hot, but don't know it (good luck in this city). If you can make me laugh, then you're THE SHIT (unless I'm laughing out of sympathy, or uncomfortable-ness...then you're an ass ;). People that have some real passion....artists, musicians, theologians, teachers, writers, lovers, thinkers, doers.........

Music:

NOFX, Weezer, Foo Fighters, Less Than Jake, Lagwagon, Postal Service, The Beatles, Pennywise, Outkast, Reel Big Fish, De La Soul, The Meters, Beck, Goldfinger, Tribe Called Quest, Marley and the Wailers, Rolling Stones, Face to Face, old Sublime, Wu-Tang, Mad Caddies, Swinging Utters, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Screeching Weasel, Jurassic 5, Limp, Tenacious D, The Roots, The White Stripes, G. Love and Special Sauce, Aesop Rock, Long Beach Dub, The Shins, The Killers, Beach Boys, Old Santana, Old Beastie Boys, Flaming Lips, The Roots, OKGO, Fratellis,

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Memento, Office Space, Good Fellas, Eternal Sunshine, The Royal Tenenbaums, City of God, Stand By Me, RAD, The Godfather I & II, Boogie Nights, Kung Fu Hustle, Zoolander, American Psycho, Old School, Wet Hot American Summer, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Brain Candy, Half Baked, Run Lola Run, Lost in Translation, Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Major League, Swingers, The Shawshank Redemption, Groundhog's Day, American Movie, Can't Buy me Love, Seven, Something About Mary, The Fog of War, Naked Gun, TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE, Austin Powers, Starsky and Hutch, Cinderella Man, 3:10 to Yuma,

Television:

SOUTHPARK, THE OFFICE, FAMILY GUY, CONAN, SIMPSONS Ali G, Strangers with Candy, Wonder Years, Kids in the Hall, The State, Chapelle's Show, Seinfeld, Futurama, Entourage, Lance Krawl, Real World, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sportcenter, Best Week Ever, Daily Show, Most sketch comedy, Streetball, Sopranos, 24, Lost, Made, Flight of the Conchords

Heroes:

My kick-ass mom. The most self-less, positive, enthusiastic person I know...

My Blog

High School Reunion

Sooo, we had our ten year reunion this past weekend.....And, after all the horror stories I have heard from friends about theirs, I wasn't really expecting a whole lot....I gotta say, the reunion was ...
Posted by Geoff on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:23:00 PST

Putting out Fires at work....

So I started Producing a new tv show about a month ago. Yesterday I was at work, beginning of the day....The entire cast and crew is shooting a scene in the parking lot while I'm in my office on the c...
Posted by Geoff on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:14:00 PST

The Best Show Ever

Holy Crap! Went to the Forum to see Pearl Jam last night...Those fuckers rocked and rocked and rocked...Played 30 songs, brought Tim Robbins out to sing that Bush-bashing song (fuckin awesome song)......
Posted by Geoff on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:16:00 PST

Poor Squirrel...

The other night, it was late, and I decided to skate down to Douglas Perkins's' place (about 8 blocks). It was dark outside, and I'd had a few drinks, but I wasn't drunk...Out of nowhere, my wheels su...
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:05:00 PST

Why do Vacuums have Headlights??

Okay, so I was just vacuuming the floor when I noticed that my vacuum has a headlight on the front...and after thinking about it, realized that many vacuum cleaners have headlights....What The Fuck?? ...
Posted by Geoff on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 06:02:00 PST

What's up with the "Pucker Face?"

I just don't get it...why does every girl on Myspace have a "Lips-Puckered" picture?? And what's up with that "Ass Close-Up," that's taken from underneath the ass? How do they even snap that shot?...
Posted by Geoff on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:00:00 PST

Where the fuck am I???

Okay, so I just got off a plane and I find myself somewhere outside of Dallas for the next two months (work). Don't know shit about the area, don't know anybody here, and I'm holed in in the Marriott....
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Worst Movie of All Time!!

So, I just finished watching the very worst movie I have ever seen in my life. Maybe you've heard of it, hopefully you haven't. It's called "National Lampoons Dorm Daze." It's the shittiest, most insu...
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Spinning Heads.

Hit the Santa Monica scene last night. If there is such a thinggg. My head hurts...Bad. Ryan and I got a ride home with some angry French chicks. Why'd they give us a ride if they were just going to y...
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Whatsup To ALLL.

So I just joined this thing. Everything seems to be good so fare. Far, I mean. Shit. There's my first mistake. Fuck! Why am I typing my inner monologue? Shut Up! I'm fucked.
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST