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Jo Jo B1tch3s

My life is forever changed, it's hard to beleive you can love someone soooo much that you just met!

About Me

I find humor and sarcasm in every little thing.

My Interests

dude! I like funny crap!

I'd like to meet:

New people and old friends. And this guy!

Music:

you name it, and I can prolly sing along

Movies:

Kevin Smith anyone?

Television:

House is the man!

Books:

who has time?

Heroes:

My Furry friend Sheri...err...I mean Moon Mochi!

My Blog

New developments

Well, as some of you know by now, the turkey is almost done, it a matter of days before my offspring makes his grand entrance! You've all been warned!  Not only is this little one related to me, ...
Posted by Jo Jo B1tch3s on Thu, 29 May 2008 01:48:00 PST

Uugh!

So there are a lot of things that people NEGLECT to tell you about when you get pregnant! First sign that I was in the family way...I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant!  While I knew that mo...
Posted by Jo Jo B1tch3s on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:34:00 PST

I'm tired

Since I made this declaration to "Have a life in 2007" I have been trying to do just that.  But there is still something missing. I am trying to go out places, enjoy my life and meet new people.....
Posted by Jo Jo B1tch3s on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:27:00 PST

Changes

So a good friend pointed out to me, that since moving to Philly and separating from the one we shall not mention, that I am going through some kind of metamorphasis.  Now this didn't really hit m...
Posted by Jo Jo B1tch3s on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:37:00 PST

How to give a pill to your cat or dog.

HOW TO GIVE A PILL TO A CAT. 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm, as if holding a baby.  Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of the cat's mouth, and gently a...
Posted by Jo Jo B1tch3s on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:30:00 PST

I could be a bear


Posted by Jo Jo B1tch3s on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:18:00 PST

My attempt to make men better lovers.

One of my best friends posted this the other day, and I almost completely agree with it.  So in an effort to help men everywhere, these are 40 things you should not do!  There is a...
Posted by Jo Jo B1tch3s on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:36:00 PST