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Sir Rabbus Norvegicus

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About Me

Hey..What can I tell you?.I have managed to get a cool background through contacts who wish to remain anonymous and I feel obliged to protect JO SWANS' identity.I have recently been dragged kicking and screaming into the 20th century( I know it's the 21st century,.Thats the thing about humour,if you have to explain it then it's failed) by my daughters,who give me their hand-me-down mobile phones,and my mate Graham who gave me a computer.I describe myself as "normal" and when I see lots of talented people on this site,(some of them friends of mine),it makes me feel more "Normal" in the sense that they appear extraordinary in some way.I, on the other hand, struggle to offer any talent that I might possess.Apart from my ability to waste time on myspace creating a fantasy world,constantly talking rubbish and procrastination there is little else obvious.I am amazed by people who appear naturally gifted and who possess the ability to create, especially music.(Mozart is genius).I like music a lot(I want to say love but I feel I use that word innappropriately at times).I am constantly surprised by the diversity of music all based on the same little group of notes.I wish I could play something or sing. I am Gemini...not that I believe in that sort of thing...but if I did, I would say that I had some typical Gemini traits.I definately have two sides.I am an introvert who behaves extrovertly at times.I have, what has been called, a dry sense of humour and rarely laugh out loud.I have a straight face which means I am often mistaken for being worried or miserable or both,but I am generally happier and more content than you.I find Harry Hill funny and think he is a comedy genius.I have to say that Eric Morecambe and Tommy Cooper make me laugh just by looking at them. I like Ricky Gervais when he does his stand up routine and I also think that Leigh Francis is a funny guy.
I seemingly like things edgy, subtle,dark and smart. I guess that means I'm probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. I realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but crudeness for its own sake and 'gross-out' humour sometimes leave me totally flat. I guess I just have a more cerebral approach. I have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.My sense of humour takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best.According to these test results.I liked the Office and I like irreverant humour.I do enjoy seeing people who take themselves too seriously being made to look foolish in the style of Borat,Louis Theroux etc.PEOPLE LIKE ME: Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais - Harry Hill...

The 3-Variable Funny Test!

Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor

My Interests

INTERESTS

Watching and playing football.I play for two local amateur teams at the weekend.Listening to MUSIC.Messing around on the net,then forgetting everything I've just learnt.Writing and starring in hilarious sitcoms for BBC6.Sitting for hours at my piano,wishing I could play it. Meeting people from different countries and cultures and wishing I could speak their language. Being sociable or antisocial depending on how the planets are aligned in Gemini.

I'd like to meet:

Margos'boyfriend(jokin') There are lots of famous people that I'd like to meet.Margo laughs at me 'cos that sort of thing don't impress her much but I get all starstruck.If it's shiny..it excites. Alice COOPER because he's famous and imfamous and as I was growing up, rebelling against society, thinking I was an anarchist, he was probably my first anti-hero. Morrisey is another.I love how he sees the plain truth and states the seeamingly obvious things that we all see but don't say.


Music:

MUSIC

Someone greater than me once said " if music be the food of love" etc.but why just the food of love?What feeds sorrow and joy,pleasure and pain and unrequited love.Surely we need music for those times also.Luckily there always seems to be someone around who is better able to express my thoughts than me,and not only that but put it to some good music as well.So here is a snippet of some of the music that has provided themes and occasional soundtrack during excerpts of a life in progress.And in the words of another, greater than me, I say "thank you for the music"


The Beatles are the first music that I was aware of as a kid.Then my Dads' stuff Elvis,Roy Orbison,Buddy Holly,Hank Williams,Johnny Cash...All of which I HATED.My taste developed in the 70's through Alice COOPER,David BOWIE,Marc BOLAN,Sparks,ROXY Music,Cockney Rebel,AC/DC,Kiss,Thin Lizzy,Tom Petty,KATE BUSH.My taste evolved through the 80's,90's and 2000's(which is more than can be said for my Dad).The STRANGLERS,Sex Pistols,XTC,The Cure,SIOUXSIE and the Banshees,The Damned,COCTEAU Twins,PORTISHEAD,The Police,U2,Simple Minds,Cuddly Toys,PREFAB Sprout,Hipsway,The SUNDAYS,Marcella Detroit,The Smiths,MORRISEY,Bjork,Gun,Guns'N'Roses,Porno for Pyros,BELLE and SEBASTIAN,Sparklehorse,The LONGPIGS,RADIOHEAD,Beck,Zero7,Talvin Singh,QUEENS of the STONEAGE,Mercury Rev,KINGS of LEON,The Killers,ANTHONY and the Johnsons,Artic Monkeys,The Kooks,Snow Patrol,ARCADE FIRE,Goldfrapp,Hooverphonic,Mew,,, Joanna Newsom,ILYA,JO SWAN and lots more in between and around from classical to Sugababes and a bit of Britney...I've also developed a better appreciation of Elvis,Orbison, and Cash...


Movies:

FILMS

Pulp Fiction, Gladiator The Sixth Sense American Beauty, Reservior Dogs, Dog Day Afternoon, Pay it Forward. Life of Brian. Duck Soup. Cinderella Man. Green Mile. Shawshank Redemption Schindlers List

Television:

T.V.

Later with Jools Holland(I just wish it was on earlier with less music and a different presenter).Harry Hill,The Office,Frasier,Futurama,Bo' Selecta,League of Gentlemen,Alan Partridge,The Simpsons,Soccer A.M.,Match of the Day,Crossing Over(with John Edward) The Contender, Ultimate Fighter...And lots more like X-Factor,American Idol,BB,I know I shouldn't but I can't help it...


Books:

BOOKS

I am mentally lazy and don't read much even tho' I know it's good for me.However I find that the Bible is a fascinating book when you read around it and look at the situations and customs and delve into the background surrounding each part.It's a right good read...

Heroes:

HEROES..3 Anyone who champions the cause of the young,the elderly,the weak and the innocent without promoting themselves...


You are Sperm man Superman 90% Avid Merrion 90% Harry Hill 85% Supergirl 81% Iron Man 75% Robin 70% Batman 66% Catwoman 65% Spider-Man 55% Wonder Woman 50% Hulk 45% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others,but you have a dark side.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
The Religion Founder You Resemble Test
.."font-size:18pt;font-weight:bold;"Jesus Christ
(You two would probably really get along!)
The founder of Christianity "Seek and you shall find..."
Link:.."http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=15379636900 197123200"The Religion Founder You Resemble Test You Should Rule Saturn
Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye.
You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature.
And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance.
You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life.
You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past. What Planet Should You Rule? )

You Are a Prophet Soul
You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone.
Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.
Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run.
No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.
You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle.
Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings.
A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning.
You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
Your World View
You are a fairly broadminded romantic and reasonably content.
You value kindness and try to live by your ideals.
You have strong need for security, which may be either emotional or material.
You respect truth and are flexible.
You like people, and they can readily make friends with you.
You are not very adventurous, but this does not bother you. What Is Your World View?
Your Brain is Green ( I wanted a Blue Brain)
Of all the brain types, yours has the most balance.
You are able to see all sides to most problems and are a good problem solver.
You need time to work out your thoughts, but you don't get stuck in bad thinking patterns.
You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about the future, philosophy, and relationships (both personal and intellectual). What Color Is Your Brain?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rabbus Norvegicus
Birthday: 5th june every year
Birthplace: Glasgow
Current Location: In my bedroom
Eye Color: one brown.one green,one blue
Height: I would like to be a little bigger,and maybe taller also....
Right Handed or Left Handed: i am totally amphibious
Your Heritage: SCOTTISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: Manolos'
Your Weakness: I am a Sinner
Your Fears: The world might end while I'm awake
Your Perfect Pizza: Anchiove
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be Americas' next top model.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LBNOL...laugh but not out loud
Thoughts First Waking Up: " morning has broken like the first moohrning"
Your Best Physical Feature: Curse these boyish good looks...
Your Bedtime: If I'm not in bed by 11.30, I have to go home...
Your Most Missed Memory: that time I had amnesia.
Pepsi or Coke: I'd rather drink my own urine
MacDonalds or Burger King: Okay get me a B.K.
Single or Group Dates: Group...At least I have someone else to talk to when I get stood up...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'd rather drink your urine
Chocolate or Vanilla: is this about sex?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Quoffee,white one sugar
Do you Smoke: only when set on fire
Do you Swear: I'm from Glasgow!!you do the math
Do you Sing: Yes,everyday badly
Do you Shower Daily: are we talking 48 hour days?
Have you Been in Love: Yes,everyday for most of my life
Do you want to go to College: Nah
Do you want to get Married: Never again
Do you belive in yourself: I'm pink,. therefore I'm spam
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when moving
Are you a Health Freak: I'm healthy and I'm a freak,is that a yes.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes,oh take me dancin' knackered in the rain...sir.
Do you play an Instrument: ocassionally fiddle with me organ...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Copious amounts
In the past month have you Smoked: Only when set on fire
In the past month have you been on Drugs: purely medicinal Your Honour
In the past month have you gone on a Date: only with my beautiful wife

My Blog

you've got to be jokin'

Under that rugged hardworn exterior beats the heart of a celebrity...I always knew it was in me right from the time I went to speshul skool.......
Posted by Sir Rabbus Norvegicus on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:38:00 PST

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It's me but I shouldn't be here......
Posted by Sir Rabbus Norvegicus on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:09:00 PST