Michelle the Beerlover :P - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Oi Im Michelle and YES Im married so trying to get into my big flowery Doris Knickers is NOT an option, one Beer Drinking, Hairy Arsed, Farting person in my house is enough, and thats just me Im talking about. I have 15 kids, well I have two, but it feels like 15 sometimes!! I have a wicked sense of humour :D so if you like a laugh and a joke, then welcome to my page, if not, Bugger Orf :P!! Oh and just in case you didnt know, I like Beer Oh Yesh Indeedy :D

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My Interests

Listening to music, dancing, driving, living!!!ha!! movies, socialising, and crosswords (easy ones!)spending time with my family. AND MYSPACING :D
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I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet anyone and everyone that makes me laugh, and who wants to buy me a Pint :D ITS YOUR ROUND!!! Would have loved to met Bruce Lee but will wait a few years :O .

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Music:

Everything from Motown to Meatloaf, Greenday, Black Sabbath, Def Leppard, Inxs, everything really, love ones that I can dance to.
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Movies:

National Lampoons Xmas Vacation, Salems Lot, Monty Pythons life of Brian, shrek, Star Wars, Pirates of the Carribean, Matrix, Lost Boys, American Werewolf in London, Ace ventura, Dirty Dancing, Me Myself and Irene, Enter the Dragon, American Pie, Game of Death, Green Mile, Back to the Future, Wizard of Oz, Exorcist, horror films and comedies in general too many to mention.

Television:

Shameless, Bo Selecta, Life on Mars The Osbournes, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Big Brother, Mtv, Scrubs, Jackass, Simpsons, Spongebob Square Pants haha, Pop Idol, don't really watch soaps.

Books:

Kestral for a Knave and love reading Horror, Biographies and Bog Walls :D!

Heroes:

My husband,kids family and friends!! for being there for me through my illness and all the friends I met (most with terminal illnesses) in the hospital!! They kept me sane through tough times!! Thanks!!

My Blog

Me Mudder

I went to visit an elderly Aunt today and she got all the old pics out, mein me Billy Shitpants Bell Bottoms Trousers...lurvely, Not, lol and tucked awayin the album was this littly poem, I love this ...
Posted by Michelle the Beerlover :P on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:58:00 PST

My Love On Valentines Day

My darling I love you more than words can sayAnd I love you back more each and every dayYour my sweetheart you mean the world to meAnd I shout out my love for the world to seeYou br...
Posted by Michelle the Beerlover :P on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:53:00 PST

Smelly Bogs Again :O

I dont hang round smelly bogs all the time honist only on a weekend lol I do hate having to use the public lavvies but the funnies on the wall just make it more palatable here's some more................
Posted by Michelle the Beerlover :P on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:35:00 PST

Night Before Christmas With My Friends

Twas the night before Christmasand all through the houseI was slightly pissedand so was the mouse Debs stripping off her clothesdown at the lap dance cluband Mary was avoiding her rounddown at t...
Posted by Michelle the Beerlover :P on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:06:00 PST

Merry Crimbo (Contains Naughty Words :D)

I posted this a while back and took it off cos it was too early so take 2.......... Season's Greetings Money's short,Times are hard.Here's your f*ckingChristmas card. T'was the night...
Posted by Michelle the Beerlover :P on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:24:00 PST

Toilet Humour Continued :O

As most of you know that read my bloggy thangs, I did a toilet humour blog many moons ago about the stuff Ive read on the public lavvy walls, this is a short but sweet blog continuing on from th...
Posted by Michelle the Beerlover :P on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:58:00 PST

Myspace 2 The Revenge :D

Keeping on the theme of Myspace (my fav subject :D) Ive had some belter messages while being on here, I seem to attract the 19-25 yr olds for some reason, Turks been the majority, Ive been asked...
Posted by Michelle the Beerlover :P on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:27:00 PST

Myspace :D

Ive been Myspacing 27yrs now, well I started earlier this year so its nears a damn it, so who gives a shit lol and I figured I'm getting my head round things now, its a daunting place first...
Posted by Michelle the Beerlover :P on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 06:05:00 PST

Hi Honey Im Home :D

Well hello there everyone, its great to be back, as most of you already know Ive been having problems, my kids are a pain in the arse, my arse is too big for my jeans, and Jonny Depp doesnt want...
Posted by Michelle the Beerlover :P on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:33:00 PST

Daft Stuff :D

Over the years I've loved reading rhymes or poetry that's not your usual bog standard things, funny or usual things appeal to me and this one rhyme has stuck with my for years, I didn't write thi...
Posted by Michelle the Beerlover :P on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:06:00 PST