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Delores P. Berry

I have type 2 diabetes. please send insulin

About Me

I am single sexy female seeking love. My last romantic affair ended tragically, on an episode of Jerry Springer. I also am here for friends. The robots have taken me. Please Send help.!

My Interests

Hog wrasslin,' long walks on the beach, all-you-can-eat thursdays at the Gurgle n' Smelt Fine Dining Restauraunt, im lead singer in the rock band 'Delores and the Fatcats,' sponge baths. i like to get gangbanged by huys dressed up as robots and much more!!

I'd like to meet:

Girls or guys looking for some action. I'll put out on the first date, no problem.

Music:

I like all kinds of music.

Movies:

I like animal porn. those sexy horse penises get me so wet, i have to wash myself. I wash myself with a rag on stick, unless i can find somone to give me a sponge bath. People dont like to give me sponge baths because they are afraid of physical contact. Not me, i am a sensual being. In the summer i find a fundraiser car-wash, you know like for youth groups or boy scouts or something once or twice a month and I pay them to wash me. When im real dirty i go to the waterpark and sit in the kiddy pool till im not stinky no more.

Television:

I like to watch televesion. I cant miss my soaps or i might lose the story! I also like the ellen degenerous show. she is so hot.

Books:


Heroes:

Jared from the Subway commercials. hes so hot, id like to hook up with that!! And The Homesexual Guitar King

My Blog

i done broke up with my boyfriend

he was getting all needy. always asking for food and crying and stuff. so i got rid of him, i hope his momma is glad to have him back. i kept his ipod though. Now i got my eyes on Mr. Charles what liv...
Posted by Delores P. Berry on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:33:00 PST

i got a boyfriend

I got me a new boyfriend, his name is Alex.  He's real cute and hes gonna take me away from this squalor. i got him to come into my trailer by telling him i found his missing ipod, and then spray...
Posted by Delores P. Berry on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:39:00 PST

puppy

I got me a new puppy dog. his name were Garth Jr. but J R for short. But now i changed it to Fernando after the Mexican what delivers my mail. actually he might be that other country, guadalmalla or w...
Posted by Delores P. Berry on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:21:00 PST

my new musics

MMMBOP! i got fat to this music, it brings back memories it does.
Posted by Delores P. Berry on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:23:00 PST

damn

i aint been so good. Discovery Channel came to see if i was for real. them is the rudest cable tv channel i ever met. there all like, "herein we enter the domicile smeared with feces" and im like what...
Posted by Delores P. Berry on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:50:00 PST

The robots have released me.

They were just guys dressed up in cardboard robot suits. they dont even have a robot. i was decieved, they really had me fooled. ill do anything for a donut. and i ate a lot of donuts.
Posted by Delores P. Berry on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:10:00 PST

The Robots Have Taken Me

The robots have taken me. Please send help. They mean business this time. They are 7 feet tall and are made out of metal!! Im going to live with the robots in robotland until august. then, following t...
Posted by Delores P. Berry on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:13:00 PST