Hog wrasslin,' long walks on the beach, all-you-can-eat thursdays at the Gurgle n' Smelt Fine Dining Restauraunt, im lead singer in the rock band 'Delores and the Fatcats,' sponge baths. i like to get gangbanged by huys dressed up as robots and much more!!
Girls or guys looking for some action. I'll put out on the first date, no problem.
I like all kinds of music.
I like animal porn. those sexy horse penises get me so wet, i have to wash myself. I wash myself with a rag on stick, unless i can find somone to give me a sponge bath. People dont like to give me sponge baths because they are afraid of physical contact. Not me, i am a sensual being. In the summer i find a fundraiser car-wash, you know like for youth groups or boy scouts or something once or twice a month and I pay them to wash me. When im real dirty i go to the waterpark and sit in the kiddy pool till im not stinky no more.
I like to watch televesion. I cant miss my soaps or i might lose the story! I also like the ellen degenerous show. she is so hot.
Jared from the Subway commercials. hes so hot, id like to hook up with that!! And The Homesexual Guitar King