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About Me

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ABOUT
Name: mcparty
Birthday: st paddys day
Birthplace: united kingdom
Current Location: yorkshire
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark
Height: five eleven
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: MacFarlane Clan
The Shoes You Wore Today: brown es
Your Weakness: my power to bore people
Your Fears: mayonaise
Your Perfect Pizza: free pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to do more gigs and get signed
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: spatula
Thoughts First Waking Up: f00k it's 4pm
Your Best Physical Feature: the size of my manhood
Your Bedtime: last night 6am due to my cold
Your Most Missed Memory: remembering every booby i ever saw
Pepsi or Coke: Coke - needs to have JD in of course
MacDonalds or Burger King: pizza hut
Single or Group Dates: what's a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: cold coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Espresso
Do you Smoke: Gave up 5 days ago
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: aye
Do you Shower Daily: no comment
Have you Been in Love: engaged to a hothwompa once
Do you want to go to College: noooo
Do you want to get Married: only to the right person
Do you belive in yourself: do you beleive in santa? Why?
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: shit yeah
Are you a Health Freak: i am health concious
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love them
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: moi?
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a super market... yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes... in the bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: 15 years worth of yeses
Ever been called a Tease: unknown... probably drunk
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: electric chair
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i want to mow lawns and break stuff
What country would you most like to Visit: peru
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: not bothered
Height: short than me
Weight: dont care
Best Clothing Style: any but ASBO material
Number of Drugs I have taken: 7
Number of CDs I own: non
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: bollocking the cat.
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My Interests

Trains, Espadrilles, the letter 'R', Elbows and Tennis Rackets, Music, Automobiles, Custard, Pizza and pestilance.I like Photoshop too... view my photos/artwork: McParty FilckrJust started with this and it will get bigger and better!

I'd like to meet:

Errrrm, dead or alive.... Kurt Cobain, Layne Staley, Patrick Moore, Rolf Harris, Jimmy Saville, Eddie Izzard, Eddie Vedder, Thora Hird, Tony Robinson, Liv Tyler, Angelina Jolie, Tim Burton, Nigel Mansell, Phillip Schofield, My sadly departed friends, Cila Black, Barry Scott (cilit bang) and not to mention that loveable mackam from the double glazing advert... you know, you buy one and get one free, i said, you buy one get one free!oooh... check this out: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1734043

Music:

Anything from Ella Guru, Mr Bungle, Cranebuilders, and you will know us by the trail of the dead, God Speed Your Black Emporer, Mogwei, Beta Band & The Delagados to Slipknot, Hellyeah, Alice in Chains, NIN, Placebo, Pantera, SOAD, RATM, QOTSA, Muse, Sepultura, Tura Satana, Human Waste Project blah blah blah Chas and Dave blah blah blah musicals like The Phantom of the Opera etc. and so on and so on *coughs*...

Movies:

Weird Al Yankovic- The Beer Song

new song to learn? I like movies! Anything bloody and scary... like my soiled pants i suppose! Japanese Horror, Cult horror films,others: Withnail & I, Planes trains and automobiles, 3 Amigos, Starwars (the whole lot), LOTR, Zulu, Mirrormask, Labrynth, Moon of Endor, Spiderman 1 & 2, X-men and looking forward to Ghost Rider. Which Nightmare Before Christmas Character are you?

Television:

Urrrrgh - Waste of money. I only watch tv if it is on infront of me. Generally it pisses me off... Only good for watching DVDs

Books:

Anything by: Steven King, Terry Pratchitt, Iain Banks, Charles Bukowski,

Heroes:

Layne Staley, Rolf Harris, Badger, Bukowski, Thom Yorke, Dave Gilmore, Steve Harris, Gandalf the Grey, Dethklok, Homer Simpson, Hannibal Lecter, Tommy Cooper, The Two Ronnies, Bob Monkhouse, H.R. Giger, Emo Phillips, Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, Jackie Milburn, Umpa Lumpas and my friends (awww!)

My Blog

Quiz thingy ma bob

1.Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be friend...
Posted by McParty on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:22:00 PST

Mug!

Feel like a fucking mug! feel used, feel betrayed, lost most of my self esteem.And women say all men are bastards... I think women are just as bad.... Is there something wrong with me? Or is there a r...
Posted by McParty on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:12:00 PST

Arguement with 2 Chavs

Chavs, Neds or inbreads? Just was invited in to an arguement with my good friends Matt n Lisa (aka Konaguy) to give some pricks some insults... Some colourful language too... Apologies for this but i ...
Posted by McParty on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:10:00 PST

Fiesta

Well another week passes and there have been a few developments. I have made an executive decision to move house. So am looking for some chums to share the adventure with me. The problem is with harro...
Posted by McParty on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:58:00 PST

Happy New Bloggear!

I tells ya, what a day... i am loaded on caffine and sugar and need to calm down... I am sat at work, lots to do but not the time to do it!I am on day 3 of non smaoking (w00t) so far so good. My aim i...
Posted by McParty on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:49:00 PST

Quiz - reply to the blog with your answers

1. Can you cook?2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?3. What talent do you wish you had?4. Favorite place?5. Favorite vegetable?6. What was the last book you read?7. Are you Dirty or ...
Posted by McParty on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 06:21:00 PST

Pot Noodle

Well - Another day another chore! I got in this morning about 8am and put on a wash as well as having a shuffle in my room [not the 5 knuckle shuffle - that happenend later] I went to bed listening to...
Posted by McParty on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 04:25:00 PST

Needs

Another must for the new year is to bring uptodate my Flickr account:Check it out click here
Posted by McParty on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:51:00 PST

The End Of An Age

So, as another year closes, what have i learned to which I can take and use next year?I have learnt, thoughout that i am stupid with money. After spending the first 9 Months of this year in a rediculo...
Posted by McParty on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:24:00 PST

Grouchy

I hate all cars on the road they piss me off! Especially Silver Mercs! The owners of these cars should rott in hell. Is there any reason they drive like "Uber" slow i.e. 40 in a 60 zone! <headimp...
Posted by McParty on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 06:23:00 PST