Two weeks' worth of madness. |
Hot city air. Storytelling. The Ham and Beef voices. QuikTrip. Overnight drive. Waf Hou. Car-eoke. Car naps. Alvin and the chipmonks. "Dance monkey, dance!". Disney movie marathon on a wet day. Oniony...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 15:40:00 GMT |
Dr. Lilley's diagnosis. |
"It's obvious really. The reason your judgment is off, and you fall over all the time, and you can't ride a bike is because you're actually one of those scientific study kittens who are raised in the ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:07:00 GMT |
I miss you like a blocked toilet. |
I miss you like a blocked toilet. It doesn't work. It stinks. And it's getting shittier every day.I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss you I m...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 13:44:00 GMT |
Weird Dream. Again. |
Last night, I swear to god, I dreamed about having to do something with these animals that I'm pretty sure were just chickens that lived on sand. I had to protect them or hide them from someone or som...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:36:00 GMT |
You know you need to party when... |
You have Beyonce's 'Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)' stuck in your head all day.You wake up with pussy on your face, but it's just your best friend's cat.You start having private jokes with said cat...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:30:00 GMT |
If I were: |
1.- If I were a fruit I'd be: a strawberry.2.- If I were a color I'd be: glittery.3.- If I were an animal I'd be: a kitty cat. (like you couldn't have guessed that!)4.- If I were a domestic applianc...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:52:00 GMT |
<No Subject> |
"Come to me in a dream
That I might wrap myself in your arms
And you might take the cold shivers from me."
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 19:09:00 GMT |
To do tomorrow. |
The List
1. Beat the hell out of Joe.
2. Clean up house.
3. Train Llama.
4. Bleach buttholes.
5. Feed and water puppies.
6. Cook Joe.
7. Get a weave.
8. Hate nyuggaz.
9. Grow a bumfluff 'tache.
10. .....
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:59:00 GMT |
Bucket List! |
100 Things To Do Before I Kick The Bucket.01.Never live beyond my means.02.See the Northern Lights.03.Sell a piece of my artwork.04.Learn how to say "I love you" in at least 20 languages.05.Give money...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 08:41:00 GMT |
Syrup and Gemcakes: Perfect Partners. |
Mother Mercy says:
yeah i know what you mean.
Poison Thighvy says:
damn boys ruining everything.
Mother Mercy says:
i know!
Poison Thighvy says:
sexual politics BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Mother Mercy says:...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 18:45:00 GMT |
