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About Me

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My Interests

Making people laugh, camping, drink beer...uh I mean Golf.

I'd like to meet:

Other comics. people with a GREAT sense of humor.

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Music:

Ozzy, Motley Crue, Metallica, G&R, Aerosmith, you know all the ones that are now found on the CLASSIC Rock station.

Movies:

Smokey & The Bandit, Tombstone are personal favorites. I love comedies. Things that makes me laugh and get away from reality for awhile.

Television:

24, Prison Break, 2 1/2 Men, Boston Legal

Books:

??? You mean those things that make the table stop wobbling.

Heroes:

SOOTY! (see my pics for more details)

My Blog

Brain Fart

I am sure it happens to us all at one time or another, but is just sucks more when it happens to ME. Well it happened last night. I was excited to go perform at Pocke Sandwich Theatre in D...
Posted by Wayne Simmons on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:34:00 PST

Blame other people

One thing that really gets me pissed off is people who do NOT accept responsibility for their actions. Instead they just wanna blame everyone else for their problems. I want to preface this with,...
Posted by Wayne Simmons on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:51:00 PST

George Washington - Old or new

So the big news story for today on AOL, is that the picture of George Washington that we all know so well, doesn't look like him. Forsenic Anthropologist, Foresenic Artist and Wax ...
Posted by Wayne Simmons on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:30:00 PST

Blog??

So what is the deal with "blogs"? Is it just an updated message board?
Posted by Wayne Simmons on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:41:00 PST