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Valdez Valdez

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About Me

My name is Valdez Valdez. That is not a stage name, it is my real name. Whenever i meet someone they always ask the same question..."What were your parents thinking??" I think the answer is obvious...THE WEREN'T thinking. It's not easy growing up with a name like mine. "No, what's your first name, No, what's your first name?" Yeah...police don't like having to ask that question three times. Do you know how hard it is to get a job with a name like mine?? The hiring manager (loan officer, scholarship grantor etc...) looks at my application and thinks "This idiot put his last name in both spots! He can't even follow instructions!"...application denied. It seems even the application mocks me. Last name first...story of my life.

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My Blog

i just remembered this

Some time in the middle of last night, I woke up in the middle of a make out session. My wife and I were kissing passionately, it was awesome, and then we both apparently woke up at the same time. We...
Posted by Valdez Valdez on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:25:00 PST

Lose Yourself

I love that song "Lose Yourself" by Eminem. It's so inspiring and it's so like my life in  every way. Every word reflects my life and experiences. Except i don't have mom issues nor have i e...
Posted by Valdez Valdez on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 07:45:00 PST

Blah Blah...read or don’t!

I'm in Oklahoma vistiing my Baby Sister Bethany!! I've missed her so much. So we're here gettin' our drink on and all that. I'se drunk. it's fun. I'm going to OKC tomorrow to check out the Loony Bin a...
Posted by Valdez Valdez on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 12:08:00 PST

it’s been a year

As of yesterday I've been doing comedy for one year!! It's been great. I've learned a lot and met a great group of people. Last night at the Prophet Bar I had a good set and partied with my boy J...
Posted by Valdez Valdez on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:11:00 PST

I can not wait!!

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Posted by Valdez Valdez on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:28:00 PST

i cried tonight

a girl made me cry...so i got drunk. and now i feel much better.
Posted by Valdez Valdez on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:36:00 PST

LAST OPEN MIC @ CIRCLE SPUR!!

That’s right people, this TUESDAY, MARCH 25 will the the LAST open mic night at the CIRCLE SPUR BAR & GRILLE in Irving. The Circle Spur will be closing it’s doors for good at the end o...
Posted by Valdez Valdez on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:18:00 PST

all right, check it

today i drove past an auto shop. a sign outside read: Alignments $45 and up. at first i thought, "only $45, cool!" and then i remembered it’s NEVER $45 or whatever the sign says. It’s alwa...
Posted by Valdez Valdez on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:51:00 PST

UFC 82 Results

Jon Fitch defeats new comer Chris Wilson by boring ass decision. Yushin Okami knocks out Evan Tanner with a knee to the head. Round 2. Chris Leben didn't dye his hair red today. Let's see how it affec...
Posted by Valdez Valdez on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:21:00 PST

Road Trip

I went to San Antonio this weekend with six of my closest comic friends. It was awesome and i want to thank them all for coming. And special thanks to my love, Cassie for getting everyone togethe...
Posted by Valdez Valdez on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:03:00 PST