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J.A. Lozano

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I enjoy making people laugh and making them breakfast. I'm currently starring in a porno entitled "Do It Yourself", I highly recommend it.





My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Comedians, fans of comedy, and the Green Power Ranger.
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My Blog

made some improvements on some classic songs

Made a few changes in the lyrics on some classic songs, I believe they're a lot better this way. Cline Dion- My Heart Will Go On (Juan Lozano Remix) Every night in my dreamsI see you, I feel you,That ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 23:24:00 GMT

Look in your shoes before you put your feet in them!!!!!

I'm here, my good friends, to let you know how scary I think scorpions are. They are scary looking as fuck, if fuck really is a good description for how scary something is. People seem to th...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:13:00 GMT

Message from George Carlin

GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - wrote something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:43:00 GMT

10 Racial Truths

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW...BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead.2. Jesus was not white.3. Rap music is here to stay.4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.5. Skinny d...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:23:00 GMT

Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents House

I was bored and was remembering all the "mistakes" I've made while waiting for a date at her parents' house when I was a young stud. 10. Sniff the air and say it smells like a bordello. 9. Repeatedly ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:51:00 GMT