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Hugh AKA Humorous

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About Me



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I'd like to meet:

Who I’d like to meet? Hmm, well, I guess I would like to meet a woman that knows true music and appreciates its complex wonder. Her parents taught her to respect herself, and not be offended when I open her door. She won’t take crap, - verbal or physical- from anyone. She will be able to voice her opinion, and look you in the eye when she does. She won’t be afraid to argue her point, and she will argue it respectfully. She would much rather laugh than cry. She will give me my share of laughter too. She will dress with style, but a style all her own. She will love steak and lobster, won’t be afraid of sake and sushi, but understands burgers and fries. She will love martinis, enjoy wine, but still drink beer. When she wears jeans and a tee shirt, and I tell her she looks beautiful, - she will believe me. She will still have wonder in her eyes, and she will allow me to encourage her. She will question authority - but not just to be a rebel. Sometimes she will let her heart do her thinking, and never let a friend do it for her...

I Have Friends
Not On Myspace!

My Comedy Page

Amazingly Kimberly

Dana, Two Big... Beautiful... Sexy..... EYES! You Pervs!

Lisa-Will Surprise You With Kindness

Laura - Knows My Secrets

Mystery Meg - Old School

Susan – Elephant In The Cloud

Robin Proud Pappa!

Mike C - Father To Be!

Sweet Shanna

Sara No "H" except for in her last name...

Giselle - 7722 Miles Away...

Texas’ Don Ho!

Big Will

Sushi With Shannon :-)

Big Darwin(bigger than Will)

Sarah Superb!

Steph, Have Bones Will Travel

MizLilWiz-Known my whole life..

This Space Available For New Friend

Future Dr. Cox

Debbie Delectability...

The Musical Mind Of Maren Morris

Cecilia - My Squirrel

Nicole - But I still call her Nicky

Hutch!

10010 Binary Brad 101

Captain Matt!

Jenn-Wakeboardgirl, Fun Times...

The man that writes the soundtrack of my life...

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Music:

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Frank Sinatra
My Way

Dean Martin
Ain't That A Kick..

Maren Morris
All That It Takes
Nick Cave
As I Sat Sadly
By Her Side
José González
Heartbeats
I Support
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MAREN MORRIS



SHANA MORRISON
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MINGO FISHTRAP


Movies:



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Heroes:



Frank & Dean
"When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution
on Sunday, cash me out" - Frank Sinatra

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on"
- Dean Martin

Carl Sagan
"Life is but a momentary glimpse of the wonder of this astonishing universe, and it is sad to see so many dreaming it away on spiritual fantasy"
- Carl Sagan

Johnny Carson
"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself"
- Johnny Carson

My Blog

My First Cancer

My First CancerBy Hugh Morris I was born on the second day of July, astrology wise that makes me a Cancerian. I've always joked that I am two things people don't want  Cancer & Crabs& I've never ...
Posted by Hugh AKA Humorous on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:54:00 PST

Comedy? Really?

I am watching the Bad Boys of Comedy on HBO right now. This is the most piss poor excuse for comedy I have ever seen. I stopped counting this one comic's use of the word "fuck" after 46, I just could ...
Posted by Hugh AKA Humorous on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:28:00 PST

Muffin Madness...

I do a small bit of traveling with my work and often find myself in San Antonio. There are few things I enjoy about business trips however; staying in a hotel is not one of them. Trying to sleep in an...
Posted by Hugh AKA Humorous on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 05:11:00 PST

Today is my Sons Birthday!

I am sure many of you are thinking  I did not know Hugh had a son??- Well none of you have ever met him. My ex girlfriend got custody of him after our break up, and she never lets me visit with him. ...
Posted by Hugh AKA Humorous on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:52:00 PST

Is It Just Dead??

The other day I sat restrained by traffic in San Antonio. The car directly in front of me contained two female teens, a baby boy, and presumably their mother. I noticed they were trying in a rather co...
Posted by Hugh AKA Humorous on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:54:00 PST

BAR SLANG YOU SHOULD KNOW!

13 stepper   n.  someone attending  Alcoholics Anonymous (usually mandated by the state) while still maintaining a drinking lifestyle; the thirteenth step is forgetting the previou...
Posted by Hugh AKA Humorous on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 10:01:00 PST

Reason To Drink September

Are you a bartender? Work odd days? Is Tuesday your Saturday? Well here is your excuse to go out in the middle of the week. Excuse to Drink Today  Hugh Morris "Humorous" September 30 days 1 New ...
Posted by Hugh AKA Humorous on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:20:00 PST

Daily Reason To Drink August

Reason To Drink Today Hugh Morris "Humorous"   August   31 Days   1 Tom Leykis' Birthday (1956). Rise up, keep your balls, dont buy a strange woman a drink, car, or house. Fine Wine or ...
Posted by Hugh AKA Humorous on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:36:00 PST

Birthday Slide Show 2006

Just archiving the pics of my birthday "Gathering" 7/2/06 Thanks Lisa & Kim! ...
Posted by Hugh AKA Humorous on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:38:00 PST

Reason to Drink June

Daily Reason to Drink Hugh Morris "Humorous" June1 Latrobe Brewing Co. founded (1939). The "33" on Rolling Rock bottles is an homage to a copywriting typo. Rolling Rock.2 Vandals sack Rome (477). Ral...
Posted by Hugh AKA Humorous on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:49:00 PST