Make this Memorial Day Special! |
Play with your army menPractice sounding like a bald eagle when you answer the phoneShave an American flag into your backAnagrams: Mom aYed Liar <- Shut up! Anagrams are hard!Hold a miniature Indy...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 07:02:00 GMT |
4 cures for the stay-at-home summer blues |
Go out on the townCheck out a park or arts center you've never visited. That way nobody will be able to ID you when you steal credit cards from Mee Maws purse while she looks after her grandkids.Invol...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 07:47:00 GMT |
Celebrate Cinco De Mayo |
Drink a Senor PibbWatch Three AmigosMariachi 109.3 - The All Mariachi stationFry your beans a third timeChicklet sculpturesThink about all of the ways Mexico can still kick France's ass. Capture your ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 07:37:00 GMT |
reasons why I'm not that worried about swine flu |
Bacon is great on everythingIt's the other white virusPresident Ford will take care of us.....leftover from 1976I could afford to drop a few poundsI look kickass in a paper maskAs long as it doesn't m...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 06:51:00 GMT |
Today in history - Too soons? |
On April 14, 1865, President Abraham Lincoln was shot and mortally wounded by John Wilkes Booth while attending the comedy "Our American Cousin" at Ford's Theater in Washington. (Lincoln died the foll...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 09:17:00 GMT |
Home Treatments for Common Colds |
Drink plenty of fluids. Fluids may help thin the mucus. Who wants fat mucus?....Rest. Doctors disagree about whether or not you should take a day or two off from work when you come down with a cold bu...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 07:26:00 GMT |
Historical Recreation. |
In 1842, Dr. Crawford W. Long of ....Jefferson.., ..Ga....., first used ether as an anesthetic during a minor operation.....Dr. Long: Your ankle is the size of a Wedison Cander Barrel* I'm going to ha...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:04:00 GMT |
The luck of the Irish |
Green isn't always healthy!#24 in foreign missing tourists in Ireland. USA #6. In your face, Ireland!Oooo we don't have enough potatoes!Jo Jo is Irish. So are the Baldwin brothers.A leprecha...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 07:23:00 GMT |
10 ways to help Barbie celebrate her 50th birthday. |
1. Let her wear a pair of sensible shoes for a change.2. Out Skipper.3. Send her a gift certificate to remove the black mold from her dreamhouse.4. A 45 day supply of Kenagra.5. Have a massive bonfire...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 07:31:00 GMT |
Resume tips |
1. Don't just update your old résuméAt the very least, give your résumé a thorough review and weed out any information that details how much time you used to spend playing D&D and include more relevan...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:17:00 GMT |
