Clemens is lyin like a dog in the sun. |
I can bring the heat. I bet many of you didn't know that I can throw a 100 mph burner. The only problem is that I don't apply myself. I have always had a problem applying myself.&nbs...
Posted by Tommy Von on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:08:00 PST |
There are now 2 "N" words |
Noose is the newest perversion of the modern English dialect. Any reference to the word is strictly taboo, as well. I don't think I could even tie a noose if I had to. (A noose ...
Posted by Tommy Von on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:12:00 PST |
The Mosquito ring tone |
So I was watching the Today Show (that's what you do when you're unemployed). They do the news story about the Mosquito ring tone. This is the ring tone that can't be heard by older adults...
Posted by Tommy Von on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 07:09:00 PST |
This is why I hate celebrities. |
Here is a quote from some douchebag regarding Brangella Jopitt's upcoming spawn.
"I don't think they could have given the people more of an appetite to see the new creature," said Lyons, referr...
Posted by Tommy Von on Fri, 26 May 2006 09:26:00 PST |
I had the weirdest thought. . . |
I was putting chlorine in the pool and noticed a bee squirming in the water. I pull him out of the pool and place him upon the grass to dry off. Then I think to myself, what if that bee dr...
Posted by Tommy Von on Fri, 12 May 2006 05:35:00 PST |
I am such a geek!! |
Under Myspace blog, you can see how many people have viewed your blog. Mine always had about 3-4. I always wondered who those friends were. They were me, checking out my own page. If we re...
Posted by Tommy Von on Thu, 11 May 2006 01:11:00 PST |
Feeling more positive today. |
You ever see someone in the news and sware that you know that person? I once dated a girl whose grandparents lived out in Westminster, TX. When I was home from college she took me to meet ...
Posted by Tommy Von on Wed, 10 May 2006 07:11:00 PST |
Let us all remember that I said it here. |
Oil will eventually hit $100/barrel. That was Osama Bin Laden's goal and now it is the Iranian Pres. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's goal. They believe that oil is an underappreciated commodit...
Posted by Tommy Von on Tue, 09 May 2006 02:01:00 PST |
Day 2 of the "Tom feels compelled to keep in touch" marathon |
You ever have one of those days where you feel compelled to call really old friends? I do. I call random friends that I have kept in touch with over the years. It's one of those, "Th...
Posted by Tommy Von on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:34:00 PST |
A Latin Sabbath |
Latinos would pick Monday, May 1st to have their Sabbath. I may not be Latino, but I plan on skipping out of work and school tomorrow. I urge all of you to stay at home, drink beer an...
Posted by Tommy Von on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 03:29:00 PST |
