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Peter- The Bee's Knees

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About Me

I come from a planet which no longer exists, called Krypton. I have powers and abilities far beyond those of any man, oh no wait, I mean I was bitten by a radioactive spider and learned that with great power comes great responsibility. Oops, no I was trained by Jedi.... Oh, now I remember, I am an immature 35 year old father of three kids. My eldest is P.J., his sixteen. Then the twins Chloe and Josh, who are 12. I married someones high school sweetheart and have been with her for sixteen years. Her name is doom! Just kidding, it's Margaret. According to her I shattered any dreams of a good life. Yes, folks, she actually puts up with me. Sorta. Probably not for much longer. I own my own (very small) process serving company. What's process serving? When someone gets sued, I'm the one letting them know. Mainly what I handle are divorces. I daydream alot since most of my time is spent driving around Dallas and surrounding cities. I used to talk to my friends on the phone alot but they all got jobs. I am dying to fully utilize my bluetooth. Process serving is okay though. Most people think it's dangerous. Most of the time it's very uneventful. All I do is find the person and hand them some paper. I also do leg work for attorney's. I've only had one bad experience, but lots of funny stories. I've been doing this for over ten years. Five of them for myself. I tend to ramble or lose focus because of ADHD. Cool, Spiderman 2 is on HBO what am I having for lunch today.......theres a hole in my sock.......wish I had some Pez ALL NEW PART!!! I have recently been trying stand up comedy at open mic nights. So far so good. Some people have told me I'm crazy, but I wanna go for the brass ring. Wish me luck.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Peter Sr.
Birthday: June 14, Nineteen something
Birthplace: East Los Angeles California
Current Location: Dallas, Texas
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: contrary to popular belief, Natural black
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Yes I have both
Your Heritage: Hispanic. NOT INDIAN, MIDDLE EASTERN OR ANYTHING ELSE!
The Shoes You Wore Today: were comfortable and stylish
Your Weakness: have not been found.
Your Fears: are unknown
Your Perfect Pizza: is from Chicago
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Financial security and a to buy a Scion TC
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta pee
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm told my skin.
Your Bedtime: is late now thanks to MY SPACE
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Coca Cola Classic baby!
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDougals
Single or Group Dates: my wife won't let me anymore
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, Chicken Express has the best
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, like myself, but the Mexican kind
Cappuccino or Coffee: the less gay coffee
Do you Smoke: the occasional Cuban Cohiba Robusto
Do you Swear: to tell the truth and nothing but the truth?
Do you Sing: yes, badly. Except for in the shower where I ROCK!
Do you Shower Daily: Oh yeah, can't stand not to.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, too many times
Do you want to go to College: only if I can party and get an education
Do you want to get Married: not anymore
Do you belive in yourself: I think so...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on boats, cars, or planes
Do you think you are Attractive: My mom says I am.
Are you a Health Freak: uh huh
Do you get along with your Parents: I have one, and it's mostly
Do you like Thunderstorms: God's light and sound show!
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah, a viola, know what that is?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: maybe...
In the past month have you Smoked: nah.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I have prescriptions for those
In the past month have you gone on a Date: kinda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: over a week. DOUBLE STUFF!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah. Eel rules!
In the past month have you been on Stage: sure sure
In the past month have you been Dumped: sadly yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, I don't want to get tape worms or something
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Why? You a cop?
Ever been Drunk: Have you?
Ever been called a Tease: um, yeah...
Ever been Beaten up: Hell no! Gracie Goff is a liar! She cheated
Ever Shoplifted: I think you are a cop. Messin wit da brown man Eh?
How do you want to Die: never!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an actor or comedian
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not anything under 4'10 or over 5'9
Weight: proportionate
Best Clothing Style: GQ
Number of Drugs I have taken: again with the cop thing... NARC!!
Number of CDs I own: over 250
Number of Piercings: Ouch! None.
Number of Tattoos: I fear hepatitus
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many. Time machine will help me fix those.
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You Are Bart Simpson
Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."
Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.
You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet
Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!" The Simpsons Personality Test
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Peter's standup 11/16/2006 Backdoor

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My Interests

Standup Comedy, also I really dig movies. I have over a thousand. Not porn though. I am a comic book freak. I am a huge fan of Marvel but am really into Justice League right now. Also, I LOVE TO COOK! Indoor, outdoor, makes no difference. American, Mexican, Italian, Chinese, whatever, I can do it. I am told I'm pretty good. I have a bad ass set of pans, pots, and knives.
You're a Free Love Kisser
Of all the kissing types, you've racked up the most experience
Kissing is no big deal to you - you'll kiss anyone you find hot!
It's easy for you to take the plunge and make the first move.
And you don't really consider kissing to be cheating! What Kind of Kisser Are You? ***How You Are In Love***You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.You tend to take more than give in relationships.You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.How Are You In Love? http://www.blogthings.com/howareyouinlovequiz/ embed allowScriptAccess="never" enableJSURL="false" src="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/slideshow_random.swf?u=6 3164465" enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="426"

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Alba, Salma Hayek, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarentino, Shakira, Vanessa Marcil, my own expectations, The legendary "Mr. Shleby", someone who thinks I'm cool, and an honest car dealer, and everyone on my friends list.
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?

Music:

Lets see, Juanes, Shakira, Weezer,Jimmy Soul, Johnny Cash, Matisyahu, Rihanna, La Oreja De Van Gogh,Otis Redding,Sam Cook (Bring It On Home),Louis Armstrong,Natalia LaFourcade, Nora Jones, Jerry Lee Lewis, Mozart, Beethoven, Keith Urban, Angelina, Nirvana, AC/DC, The Ramones, The Clash, The Doors, Otis Redding, Teddy Geiger, The Shins, The B Sharps, Sam Cook, Party Posse,Jimmy Soul, Ruben Blades, and the list goes on and on.

Movies:

Way too many to name. I have over a thousand in my collection. All kinds, except porn. I don't pretend to make sense of and analyze every film. Some are meant for you to leave your brain at the door. I will say this, Jet Li KICKS AZZ!!Collage" alt="MyHeritage Celebrity Collage" target="_blank"

Television:

Scrubs, Justice League Unlimited, Invader Zim, Las Vegas, Battlestar Galctica, CSI Miami, The Sopranos, Lost, George Lopez, Friends, The Simpsons, Desperate Housewives, Ren & Stimpy, Greys Anatomy, Supernatural, Smallville, ER, Weeds, Dead Like Me, Etc.

Books:

YEAH I READ!!! Even books without pictures. Curious George, The Meg Series, Wiseguy, The Godfather, Where The Wild Things Are, Rumblefish, Tuesdays with Morrie, most anything by Marvel Comics, The Big Book Of British Smiles, anything about UFO's, anything about Cryptids, and other stuff.

Heroes:

P.J., Chloe, Josh, Superman, Robert Rodriguez,George Lopez, and a whole bunch of other people. I believe that a person can meet someone, even if only for a moment and take something positive away from the experience. Whether the experience is good or bad. You just have to look at it, then "Accentuate the positive, then Eliminate the negative." Your results:
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My Blog

I'm fading away

Ever since my other personality got on line, I've been neglected.  It seems that we flipped a coin and the comedian wannabe side of the brain has won out.Sigh...  Why ignore me?  If it ...
Posted by Peter- The Bee's Knees on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:54:00 PST

The Downfall

A Close Call Current mood: contemplative Category: Life Marriage.  Marriage, marriage marriage.  It's friggin rough.  Last week, on Thursday night, I was told by my wife of almost se...
Posted by Peter- The Bee's Knees on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:55:00 PST

My First Time Up At The Improv

So, last night, on Tuesday January 30, 2007, was my first time ever to go up at The Improv Comedy Club.  In Dallas, maybe north Texas really, The Improv in Addison Texas is where all of us n...
Posted by Peter- The Bee's Knees on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:59:00 PST

What I was up to in 2006

Well now lets see.  Mainly you should all know what I've been up to all year because I'm alway blogging here anyway. In any case, here is the summary. In January, I went to jail for the first tim...
Posted by Peter- The Bee's Knees on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:00:00 PST

Comedy at Ozona's Bar And Grill

Bleehhhhcchhhhhh.   I've got a bad headache.  Part hang over, part exhaustion.  I've been out two nights in a row hitting venues at Scooter's, McCarty's and last night, a favorite ...
Posted by Peter- The Bee's Knees on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 05:46:00 PST

A good week was had

Well, lets see now.  I've just come out of a state of delirium, drenched with sweat.  Well, I hope it's all sweat.  Any way, I've had a pretty good week.  Sunday, I performed at Wh...
Posted by Peter- The Bee's Knees on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:17:00 PST

First Comedy Night At White Rock Coffee

First Comedy Night at White Rock Coffee Well White Rock Coffee in Dallas had it's first comedy night and featured some of the open mic gang from Backdoor and Heyenas.  I've gotta say it went...
Posted by Peter- The Bee's Knees on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:13:00 PST

Progress in the pursuit

Lots Of Stage Time Okay, this is cool.  At least to me it is.  I was on stage Tuesday night (sucking wind at McCarty's Tavern and Grill), Last night (at Heyenas) and I go on tonight at ...
Posted by Peter- The Bee's Knees on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:55:00 PST

Clubbin

So I went out last night to a club called Purgatory.  I had not been to a club since I went to New Orleans a month before Katrina hit.  At that time, I only went in for a while to several cl...
Posted by Peter- The Bee's Knees on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:08:00 PST

Hyenas First Wednesday Night Open Mic

I was of course kidding about Ryan knocking out my teeth.  Shame on you psychos who came to read a story of violence.  I just wanted to get your attention.   Onward to the real sub...
Posted by Peter- The Bee's Knees on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:09:00 PST