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Name: Andrew
Birthday: 11/11/78
Birthplace: (essex)
Current Location:
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 5.7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left (look out for me on redwatch)
Your Heritage: pikey
The Shoes You Wore Today: offices club (12 quid)
Your Weakness: everything addictive
Your Fears: killer ants crawling in through my ears laying millions off eggs and....no, just writing something stupid as im far too hard and manly to put anything true
Your Perfect Pizza: easy.. hot spicy meat feast (im dialing for one as i write)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: ***Classified****
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: ***Classified***
Your Best Physical Feature: my ass (im told if i shaved it, it could pass for a female athlete)?? to be fair she was weird and im not with her anymore
Your Bedtime: ***Classified***
Your Most Missed Memory: Grandad
Pepsi or Coke: realy couldent give a fuck
MacDonalds or Burger King: at least there is a slight difference, but still couldn’t give a fuck
Single or Group Dates: err mix it up i suppose
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: whatever trevor
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: sometimes, am giving up in new year (honest)
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: I was arrested last time I sung (rightly so)
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: i think so
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: days
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
&..39;Do you think you are Attractive:' ok
Are you a Health Freak: im getting there
Do you get along with your Parents: who?
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em..
Do you play an Instrument: i love to play the big bongo's
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: (iv just got back from dublin)
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: kinda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Well I live in a passive consumer, image obsessed, neo-capitalist society, so I would need to be dead not to have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but good Inspiration simple survey dude
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: why!!..what have they told you. I want my solicitor present if this is going to turn into an interrogation
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: i made a career out of it from 9-12yo (but am a good boy now)
How do you want to Die: for arnie to Impale me on a steam pipe and sat "let off some steam" or for him too drown me in glue after a big fight and say "stick around"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i wanted to be chairman of the select Committee for rural affairs in Milton keynes
What country would you most like to Visit: Cuba
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black like a womans heart..lol sorry... errr brown
Favourite Hair Color: red, ginger ( i know im weird)
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: i want to marry a giant, so we can rule earth
Weight: well is she is an all conquering giant, it will be at least 400 million tonnes
Best Clothing Style: what ever, oh actually anything but like a granny (the weird ex again)
Number of Drugs I have taken: lots in previous life
Number of CDs I own: less that when my ex got her chubby little mits on them
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: loads...
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My Interests


You scored as Democratic Socialist. You are a Demcratic Socialist! You beleive that the government should support programs like social welfare and that there should be a small gap between the rich and the poor.

Democratic Socialist


83%

Liberal


75%

Liberatarian


75%

Centrist


75%

Green Politics


67%

Conservative


50%

Communist


42%

Nationalist


25%
What is your political ideology?
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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Happy Go Lucky Assassin.

Where You Lived: Mongolia.

How You Died: Consumption. Who Were You In a Past Life?
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Jerry Jackme What's Your Porn Star Name?Why is it difficult to convince Christians?They're scared! - Either love Jesus or burn in eternal hellfire!Religion has been used as a tool to control the masses throughout history and now is no different. We've seen how FEMA has contacted the heads of churches so they can work together, and we know how corrupt FEMA is. Become a Christian and before long you'll be hating fags, revering Jews, abusing your wives, and oppressing your children.When an atheist tries to win over a religious person, I think part of the problem is that they're not acknowledging the evidence for a Creator. Turning to a religion because there is evidence is as wrong as turning to atheism when your religion has been exposed as fraud.If after watching these videos, you still think it's best to argue against a Creator than the religion, then do carry on. At least understand where these people come from as many believe in the religion simply because of these evidences.If you're a Christian; you have NOTHING to fear if you give up your faith in the Bible. According to the Bible; Jesus is the Creator. If faith in him is a requisite for salvation: You're saved for believing in a Creator. If the Bible is perverse: you're believing in a lie (not him). If God is a just God; you'll likely be punished for ignorantly spreading racist, female oppressing, homo hating propaganda all for your selfish desire to save your soul from a fictitious hell that is misinterpreted by the Church, and English / other versions of your Bible.

I'd like to meet:

NEVER WORK Don't allow yourself to be bought. Do what you want to do most, not just what you are paid to do. If you sell your time away for money, doing something that is not in itself rewarding for you, you are selling your life away. What could you possiblly buy with that that would be worth the life you lost? There is a difference between life and mere survival. The capitalist economy would sell you mere survival at the cost of your life: it does this by making you spend your life working towards other peoples goals rather than your own, in order to earn the money to buy things that their advertisments and media have brainwashed you into believing you need. We each have only a short time on this planet to live and find happiness. Is the life your living the which will bring you happiness? Are you doing what you want to because you love it, or for some other reason? What could possibly justify notdoing what you really want to do with your life? to the best of your ability, never work for companies or any other outside forces; do what you do in your life for YOURSELF!NEVER RESTDecide what it is you want in life and go for it! Don't just sitting around waiting for it to come to you; it probably won't. If you want anything, anything at all, you are going to have to pursue it. Its up to you to figure out how..... and DO IT! Today we are conditioned to sit still when we are not obeying orders. When we are not at work, we are supposed to sit quietly in front of the television absorbing whatever is fed to us, or to act our predetermined (and absolutely harmless) roles as sports or music fans. But If we are to find happiness in this world, we must learn how to act for ourselves again. We must fight to find new ways of survival and of life, especially if we are to break free of the burdens of "work". We cannot just sit around in circles of so -called entertainment and "leisure time"; we must invent our own activities, we must motivate ourselves and never rest in our struggle to take our lives back. Its not going to be easy, but its worth it if anything is!RAISE THE STAKESIf a little bit of freedom is good, then a lot of freedom is great. If a little bit of pleasure is nice, then a lot of pleasure is glorious. We are not content to settle for whatever scraps of self-determination and joy come our way under the system that prescribes our lives today. We want everything. We want complete control over every aspect of our lives; we want to taste the sweetest happiness and most exhilarating liberty this exsistence has to offer; we want to lead lives that are as heroic as any we have read about in books. We want high stakes: we don't want to just let our lives pass us by, mediocre and tiresome, as so many others have before us. FOR THIS WE ARE WILLING TO RISK ANYTHING; FOR THIS, WE ARE WILLING TO FIGHT!

Music:


Your Band Name is:Realizing you are being controlled is just the first step,
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Movies:



The Canadian Strangler
People Iced: Three
Car Bombs Planted: Thirteen
Favorite Weapon Shank
Arms Broken: Eighteen
Eyes Gouged: Six
Tongues Cut Off: Twelve
Biggest Enemy: One-Shot
Get Your HITMAN Name

AWSOME-GAME

Television:

Believe nothing. No matter where you read it, Or who said it, Even if I have said it, Unless it agrees with your own reason And your own common sense.” ~ Buddha"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtuYWyjk4ZI

"President Bush, we urge you to implement a
NATO enforced No-Fly Zone over Darfur."


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Books:

WARNING If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned... Tyler Durden

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Your True Love Is a Gemini
Why you'll love a Gemini:

Witty and sharp, a Gemini can keep up with your fast (and ever changing) mind.
You're both fun loving and free spirits. You and a Gemini can enjoy each other without expectations.

Why a Gemini will love you:

Not only can you keep up with a Gemini's sharp tongue, you can introduce a challenge or two...
You're appetite for fun and novelty will keep a Gemini interested - at least for a bit longer than usual! What Sign Is Your True Love?
Get Your Own Voice Player Managehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA7WW72RoY8
You Are 44% Politically Radical
You've got some radical viewpoints, but you aren't completely nuts. You're more of a visionary than a radical. Are You a Political Radical?

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Posted by Andy on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:48:00 PST