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Welcome to Cats Face Productions! Cats Face is a production company / record label. We aim to serve the public through the production /distribution of albums / compilations, participation in and arrangement of live shows. We aim to showcase visual presentations - animations, short films and music videos. Our aim to form part of a network of creative individuals working to serve as many peoples interests as possible. To create an outlet by which challenging and provocative audio-visual presentations can be seen and heard - well take on the evil Fat-Cats with our raised claw and our shrillest miaow!
Cats face Productions put on monthly live shows at Carpe Diem in Leeds, these are now on THE 3rd THURSDAY OF THE MONTH. I try to make these rich in quality - audio visual short films visuals etc and inexpensive (cheap booze is on the bar it is FREE to get in) and put a variety of different types of bands on. So you can see live types of music you would otherwise never encouter and get a live feel - something which myspace is unable to offer. I want to cater for the skint end of the spectrum you can see great varied live entertainment for cheap at FreeBooter every month so big it up...
This month...
Film makers or anyone with anything funny to play please get in touch we want to hear from you - get your work played on the big screen in front of a host of different people!
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We also put on some acts for Carpe Diem's allday gigs, a collaberation between promoters who work at Carpe, these happen a few times a year, like the one I have written a review for on www.myspace.com/carpediemleeds & it's fantastic follow up's in March III & the 2 day gig no IV in May, which were booze drinkingly awesome! Free food, free entry, and extremes in diversity all quality live entertainment all day bozzing, more of these shows to comed to come later in the year!
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Also trying to affect things for the better (although Assasination isn't always the quickest way to go!) Trying to highlight an issue about poster ettiquette outside the uni. I've been in touch with the union & the council with regards to posters outside the union & am suggesting a system of better poster ettiquette. I could well imagine how it would work, It involves everyone designs getting seen, and not censored, something resembling thus:
I – to not to remove someone else’s poster/event – at least until their night has past. (even if you are a uni institution!) I check & read other people’s designs before deciding where I’ll put mine.
II – In the case that there is little or no space to advertise, discernment may be used. Starting through covering non-crucial aspects of the design, perhaps even covering some – but not all posters. In the case of a night that runs on the same night as yours – both designs can & must be displayed. And care must be given that the numbers of one night to not far exceed that of another. i.e. closer to 50/50 rather than 90/10
III – If covering other people’s designs – a ‘survival rate’ must be achieved – based on eliminating not too many of another persons designs & leaving more posters up of the nights that are about to take place that week – i.e. The most relevant ones – closest to today’s date - These need the advertising the most!
IV - One design does not supersede the others. In this space we need a variety of nights, not just from one source (or from the uni!). Entire removal of a design of a night or event yet to come is not permitted – this is the equivalent of poster genocide, it creates terrible resentment, and soils reputation, creates & bad feeling & should not be tolerated.
Things I do as well – adding staples to other people’s designs when the whole thing is hanging off. Obviously this is in everyone’s best interests as the uni is not going to tolerate the boards becoming too messy, so it makes sense the structure of the board is maintained - plus the wind plays havoc with loose edges.
OH WHOOPS THE UNI HAS NOW TAKEN ALL OF THESE THINGS DOWN NOW, WHAT A SHAME!
There needs to be more of this amount of free space where it is free to advertise & bring people good music. Leeds is a big city, there should easily be enough space to advertise for all the small nights, and if there isn't enough space there should be more built so the diversity of Leed's DIY & larger gig nights can be made evident for all passers by - more on this to come as we try & maximize the amount of space to advertise DIY gigs in Leeds. Its all about supporting quality live entertainment.Or you can just sit & watch your TV - entirely up to you, you might not even know a night was on save for its history...
Opal 1 as you've never seen it before!
All information re: Hessle Terrace send to the IPCC, to your MP & the Press - these violent tatcis should not be tolerated. Many pics on facebook, vids on youtube, 300 witnesses, good witness account on www.myspace.com/hydeparkheat - the cops majorly fucked up & we should send a strong message these overhanded brutal tactics will not be tolerated so keep complaining make as much noise as possible - it is the dissidents that keep society safe & democratic so keep complaining & putting pressure on. If you have not done so, the time to make an official witness statements about the incident is NOW! The Police, IPCC, Professional standards departments are all collecting evidence, if you saw anything illegal or any specific malpractice please speak to the relevant bodies:
Karen Wade / Shelia Scraton Professional Standards Department, Lower Basement, Admin 4, Labumum Road, Wakefield. 01924 292929
The Independent Police Complaints Comission Unit C, Cedar Court Office Park, Denby Dale Road, Calder Grove, Wakefiled, 08453 002 002 WF4 3DB
West Yorkshire Police, Weetwood Police Station, 300 Otley Road, LS16 6RG
& the lawyers representing some of those attacked:
Harrison Bundey Solicitors, 219-223 Chapeltown Road, Chapeltown, Leeds LS7 3DX. 0113 200 7400, 0113 237 4685 [email protected]
It is extremely important that if you witnessed anything is is properly reported to the authorities or the police who behaved illegally will not be punished!
We'll be back to entertain you again and again.
(more back posters on as blog)
Contact [email protected] for owt to do with my face or get put on the mailing list. DO IT!
Miaow for now. Miaow.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 26/04/2006
Band Website: http://johnburg.proboards88.com rebel alliance
Band Members: Dirty Pirates, System of a Clown, Aerodactil, Garys Accident, Smooth Jew-o, Disco Dave plus whatever me & Heffa's new band is gonna be called.Available to buy on Cats Face:
Dirty Pirates Album:
64 minutes of stoner rock & cabin punk, 14 tracks:

Tracklist:
1) Pirate radio
2) Arab in Paris
3) Cabin Boy
4) White Lightning
5) Beggars Ear
6) Pirates Overseas
7) X-Marks The Spot8) Skeleton Crusade
9) Pirates life for me!
10) Bring out yer women
11) Too many Houses on Abbey Field
12) South China Sea
13) Get on the Bus
14) Walkin' the Plank
Out now for £5 + £1 P&P
You can also pick up a copy in Crash & Jumbo Records in Leeds City Centre for £5.
Press
" Arrrrrr!!! Pirate punks ahoy! This cleverly crafted beauty is well worth ya pieces of eight. It's a rollocking ride over the waves that's not just some one trick pony..they actually have some great songs too. Recommended (even to land-lubbers). "
- Jumbo Records
“our very own Dirty Pirates, with their long delayed debut album (Cats Face Productions). They probably wouldn’t be so pretentious as to call themselves a ‘concept’ band, but that’s how I like to see them! Lyrics generally cover wine, women, bounty etc but there are also acute social references and political undercurrents running throughout. For this reason ‘Skeleton Crusade’ is a standout track for me, while ‘Get Onto The Bus’ is another favourite because its beautiful bass-led tones nicely break the flow of the full-on tracks, which do become a little samey over 10+ tracks. Sound wise, the guitars and drums have lots in common with Bleach-era Nirvana, but there’s also more of a stoner-rock wall of sound fatness to the overall production. Lacking finesse at times in the musicianship (probably intentionally), this is a goodtime record that rocks hard, from a band evidently having fun with their image and sonic identity. Seems representative of a gang mentality (as in a shared musical collective between friends, not inner city gun crime…) which endears them to me in this world of faceless computers and myspace. It’s nice to hear lots of people in a room making a creative racket, swapping vocal duties and crafting some mean songs in the process. They could have probably trimmed the album down by 2/3 tracks or shaved 30 seconds off some of the longer tracks to cater for first time listeners, but as it stands this is a very cohesive long player & difficult not to enjoy. Play loud! myspace.com/dirtypiratesrock"
- Disco Dave:
More cd's, compilations, dvds & EPs to follow in 2008!
Influences: Imagining social harmony but then just ending up pointing out harmful influences on society, dosing with a good deal of fun every weekend & some footy/futsal during the week, rounded off with a once monthly binge of writing & photoshop. Occasional recording of tunes, live jam, fucking drunk jam & the minor threat of bringing out a proper website / cd distribution paypal + some actual records....
Sounds Like: MUSIC & LIVE VIDS
check 'em out!
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One man fights for justice in an insane world, playing a ukulele & wearing a baraclava -my first ever music video & it's a true tale! The powers that be have legally signposted it now, but camera 618 camera was a pulic meance & danger to unknowing motorists for years & years! I'm really glad me & Giner got out & shot this before they changed it! Best lunchbreak I ever spent! Check it out.
DIRTY PIRATES ALBUM PROMO VID:

Pirates, skeletons, lego, rum & gore! Musical clips taken from the Pirates debut album (available above) this took bloody ages, but I didn't have a job then so it's all good!
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Ukulele on Helium
Padded Cell (on helium)

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Used to do this as a bit of gimick before I learned to play the thing better, still pretty entertaing, the fucking massive ponytails now gone!
January 2007 Cats Face Productions introduce GRINDCORE CAKE MAKERS!
Grindcore Cake Makers @ FreeBooter

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Their first ever gig, you will never see anything so hard, excuse the 'thrash ending' for the March of The Christians featuring a ukulele, a drill & Cakemaker James, a bit of a joke tune about the deacceleration of human consciousness at the hands of neo-religious nut cases, before we're onto the main course of 1600bpm Grind with dainty delicious cakes! Mmmmmm!
Jazz-Funk haromicism from TH3 - November 2006
TH3 November FreeBooter

Add to My Profile | More VideosAwesome live showing form the 3's debut at Freebooter, fine keyboardwork, jazz funk, slap bass, going into drum n bass at the end - some phat drumming check it!
NEW VIDS FROM APRIL FREEBOOTER!!!
DEMENETED TONKA TOYS FIGHTING CHICKENS IN THE DARK
Demented Tonka Toys - YOUR-THE-FUCK-ING-TERR-OR-IST

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- play one of my fave tunes I've seen live, dedicated to George Bush, YOU'RE-THE-FUCKING-TERRORIST, bravo, could not have put it better!
GRINDCORE CAKE MAKERS 2ND FREEBOOTER OUTING
GRINDCORE CAKE MAKERS 2nd gig @ FREEBOOTER 25th April 2007

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We lost some footage of this onslaught, this performance features live cake making, not for the weary, weak willed or for those with fragile ear drums, or certain stupid american folk singers apparently either!
PROUD SCOUT FREEBOOTER FEB 2007

Proud Scouts 1st freebooter outing, some great Fugazi style Synth based rock music, with great changes. The line-up changed a bit now but they are still phat check them: myspace.com/proudscout
SKELETON CRUSADE PROMO VID
Skeleton Crusade Promo

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Did this on flash & Adobie Premier in Studio 12 (a mint mint free resource - big it up!) back in August or September, a quick preview for the Dirty Pirates Album, would dearly love anyone interested in animating a skeleton band trying to take over the world & make it rubbish to get in touch, would love to have help making a vid for this tune.
MOTHER RUSSIA LIVE:

ACID DROP @ JUNE 25th 2008 'BOOTER!

Quality hardcore punk!
LATEST BOUT OF GRINDCORE CAKE MAKING

Shocking scenes of cake fighting at July 'booter, Carpe Diem.
Unspeakable Easels - OCtober 25th 2006, The Graduate Dub.

Unspeakable Easels; Space Rappin' instrument swapping, genre-hopping hip-hop intellectualism - poetry & musicianship of the highest order...
Garage punk 2 piece POP FOSTERS belting out one of their excellent tunes! 'The band with no fans' at Sept '08 Freebooter.

RED GO GREEN STOP - playing 'Selfish Gene' at Freebooter, Oct 22nd 2008, one of the most orginal live acts in leeds, it's a pleasure to host such talent!
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DISCO DAVE'S DEMO DEMOCRACY - introducing Disco Dave online! Disco Dave features in the Cat's face fanzine, he reviews artists and the demos and has a say in future artists that play FreeBooters, AND HE IS CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR ARTISTS TO REVIEW, so If you wanna divert disco Dave to your myspace, wanna get reviewed and potentially play future Cats Face gigs drop us a message and we'll see what he can do for you.

'He is stats, he is data, he has reviews on his mind, he breathes the fire of democracy over the sea of ignorance...'
Despite a singer who is always slightly out of key, The Voices have a pleasant sound. Acoustic guitars and minimalist reverby tunes that sound a bit like The Coral in places, and have pots and pans style percussion that gives a subtle bounciness. Lyrics that sound suspiciously like sixth-form poetry, but as a whole this washes over my ear drums quite nicely. There's a bit of a false I'm-so-bohemian-it-hurts Pete Doherty vibe at times, but very good other than that. myspace.com/briggoandthevoicesRoyal Vendetta are a decent band, and getting on all the right live bills by the look of their gigs list. Hard to tell how much of the swagger/ arrogance is intentional bravado and how much they actually think they could rule the world (they won't). Their music is impressive however, and comparable to Kasabian, who are great. I wish they'd tone down the obvious laddish mood, because they can really play and don't need the negative connotations some listeners will attach to the 'we're just confident lads from down the road/pub who don't give a fook' attitude they imply. Nevertheless, some killer riffs (check out Too Many Wrongs in particular) and the kind of solid Northern sound that just can't be done right by wussy southerners with their cocktail bars and permed mini-mullets. myspace.com/royalvendetta
And now for something completely different... The Gipton Removal Firm. Hip-hop that seems a bit low-budget at firsts, but is full of soul and humour in equal doses. Some decent beats and after a couple of listens you find yourself realising the MC is actually really good. Excellent "flow" as I believe the kids call it these days. The Streets would be an obvious comparison (probably the reason he name checks Mike Skinner in one of the tunes) but a track like Cigarette Encounter is gracious lo-fi art for the man on the street. myspace.com/thegiptonremovalfirm.--------------------------- --- DEMO POLICY ------------------------------
Just a shout to bands who wanna play the night, I'm a pretty busy chap generally it seems always & don't always get to check out bands through their myspace if I can't download the songs. It's easier if I get a demo on cd to listen to. If you're interested in playing a show or getting reviewed in our fanzine DROP ME A MESSAGE see about getting a demo sent. I then can pass it on to 'DISCO DAVE' who does demo reviews & checks out bands for me & reviews them in The Hyde park heat.
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Record Label: Cats Face Productions
Type of Label: Indie

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BIG BIG THANKS!

To everyone involved in last night. What a gig!     Tsar Nicolas the IIIrd & The Exiles were quality tunes, old school pub music with gruff vocals, accordian, real pub drinking music ace...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 07:58:00 GMT

Visuals to make a comeback & Moving to Friday Nights! on the FREEBOOTER

-----------VISUALS-----------Hello, happy to announce that FreeBooter is set to get visual happy again! :)Part of our original brief at Cats Face Productions was to:"showcase visual presentations - an...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 04:07:00 GMT

Old FreeBooter Posters

Are becoming a bit of a drain on bandwidth, and read like a crazy roll of wallpaper!Here they are from the beginnning:20062007+ more tbadded
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:38:00 GMT

Otley Road Speed Trap - Public Information

A public information pamphlet compiled by  Cats Face Productions  Feb '07   Camera 618 - Otley Road Speed Trap     This is a dossier regarding negligence on the part of the tra...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:08:00 GMT

Going Away to Coach Football for the Summer

Hello all, just a note to let you know I'm not going to be online very much from Saturday 23rd June to the 2nd September, as I'm going away to coach football in the USA for the summer. FREEBOOTER w...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 14:33:00 GMT

Strip it Down - The Story of My Vauxhall & ZENITH INSURANCE

(wanted to send this to Watchdog but they have a 2000 character word limit so it goes here)     Hi, bit of a blast from the past, but I've got round to recording a tune about being majorly ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:22:00 GMT

In case you never get to see any of our lovely bulletins, heres one to 2006 & onwards!

Nothing to advertsie this month, just cunts to assassinate; the happy twatty bad ettiquette award for year for 2006 award goes to those New Bohemia Nobheads for pasting over EVERY SINGLE ONE of my pos...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:48:00 GMT

Goals Online Petition $34.95 to $36.75 - up and upMessageboard link

  " sorry had to put the link to this somewhere before I got a website sorted, if you're not on myspace and want to contributte hit the msgboard on  http://johnburg.proboards88.com Th...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:47:00 GMT

Calling all contributors & Contributions! + Cats Face Label Samplers Now on Sale

Welcome all to Cats Face, Cats Face is here to help you to help us to help you - get a nice big saucer of milk or a nice big helping of whatever you fancy for less! Or to help you to release a nice bi...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 18:28:00 GMT