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THE PODGE & RODGE FAN CLUB....

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About Me

............................................................ .................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ..................... AAH how's it goin there all e yiz Marty Whelan fans and all you normal people aswell! we got sick to death of head pollutin gobsheens telling us about this myspace thing, so we decided feck it, sure we'll have a go!.... sure if Dave Fanning can do it, it can't be that hard!!! only we can't type fluent crap like he does, but sure we'll give it a go... Podge & Rodge started hangin out with a few oul buddies on 'The Den'. It was only after that they decided that they'd have the cameras around the oul manor the odd evenin to share a few of their tales of horror, then they decided that stories about Mary Harney's arse just wern't good viewing..so they decided that feckin up peoples sleep was more humane, so came about the show 'A Scare at Bedtime'. Well that put some unwanted attention to the oul Manor by the Special Branch, who strangely, all happened to be push..... I mean Blown into the bottomless Ballydung Well...heah heah heah heah..But it also brought a lot of 'celebrities' wantin to visit the Manor... so every now and then they disable the man-traps and lock in the hounds and let some in to Ballydung for the oul chat & crack from the men... and CRACK from the ladies...With all the comins and goins they decided to get help from Hells Harlot Lucy Kennedy to have someone who, when they are on the telly, makes them look good...and it's called simply 'The Podge & Rodge show' and you can find it on RTE2 on a Mon & Tues night at 10.50p.m...Sure yid want to be as horny as a houseplant to miss it......

My Interests

Podge & Rodge don't have much time, what with the telly and the oul farmin. we'd love to say that their heads are pre occupied with all that, but jaysus, there's nothin better than huirin themrselves to luvly ladies... for a nominal fee of course. For a small place like Ballydung, there seems to be a lot of very unfortunate funerals....not so long ago oul Pat Meballs passed away peacefully in his sleep from a bad dose of arseritis, brought on by an infected turnip lodged where Tubridy talks out of.... which was an awful shame cause he works for the E.S.B. and only last week, he said he was comin round to cut the Manor off... Sure it'll be a few bob for Podge & Rodge diggin the de oul grave...or should we say..HOLE.. heah heah heah heah....

I'd like to meet:

Unfortunately Mary Black has a restrainin order against Podge and Rodge... so bang goes that.... aah scutterin Jaysus, the keyboard's all sticky... Thats what happens when Mary Black and the word Bang are mentioned in the same sentance....there's no stoppin now, Bang goes the oul nutsack.... They say you should never meet your Idols....cause 9 times out of ten yill get a kick in the balls....

Music:

Sure ya can't beat a bit of oul Fester and Aillin... at the moment there just finishin off the last leg e their white supremacy tour of South Africa.. word has it that they are soon to be doin the opening ceremony of the Ballydung Wankathon sponsered by the creamy goodness of Kerrygold... Word also has it that Pat Kenny will also be makin a guest appearance to promote his new book 'How to Bore the Balls off a Brass Monkey' Other than that, we love 'The Arctic Spunky Monkey's' and what can we say about Johnny 'Jaysus will he ever stop' Logan

Movies:

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Television:

AND WHEN YIZ ARE ON THE OUL INTERWEB AND WANT TO HAVE THE CRAIC YIZ SHUD CHECK OUT :-www.greenandgoldradio.com

My Blog

DID YE SURVIVE PADDYS DAY???

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick’s Day.   Mick, the bartender says, " You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight ...
Posted by THE PODGE & RODGE FAN CLUB.... on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 03:53:00 PST

HAHAHAHHAHAH!!!

Murphy visits Padraig, who has broken a leg. Padraig says "Me feet are freezin, Murphy could you nip up stairs and get me slippers?""No bother!" says Murphy, so up the stairs he goes where he sees Pad...
Posted by THE PODGE & RODGE FAN CLUB.... on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:19:00 PST

ALWAYS BEST TO OWN UP!

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goesover to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is sta...
Posted by THE PODGE & RODGE FAN CLUB.... on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:17:00 PST

SOME STUD

A Queensland farmer got in his ute and drove to a neighbouring farm andknocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door. Is your Dad home'? the farmer asked. Sorry mate, he isn'...
Posted by THE PODGE & RODGE FAN CLUB.... on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:35:00 PST

Christmas Carols for Mental Heads!

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged: SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas ...
Posted by THE PODGE & RODGE FAN CLUB.... on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:08:00 PST

STAMINA...

It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl.After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth.The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying:"T...
Posted by THE PODGE & RODGE FAN CLUB.... on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:06:00 PST

GIVE YER THANKS...

THINK WHAT YER LIFE WOULD BE LIKE WITHOUT YER FAVOURITE PROGRAMS... MOST OF THE ANSWERS WOULD GAVE TO BE... SHITE!!! YOU HAVE ALL YER CELEBRITIES, MOVIES, T.V.SHOWS... IN FACT ANYTHING FAMOUS IN THE E...
Posted by THE PODGE & RODGE FAN CLUB.... on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:52:00 PST

SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE...

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE What is a Yankee?The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.Why is divorce so expe...
Posted by THE PODGE & RODGE FAN CLUB.... on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:31:00 PST

MISS BEATRICE...

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the priest came to call on her and she show...
Posted by THE PODGE & RODGE FAN CLUB.... on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:10:00 PST

THE DEADLY CASKET...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes ...
Posted by THE PODGE & RODGE FAN CLUB.... on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:56:00 PST