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About Me

i'm originally from a little place in the north west of England,called Golborne.5 miles fom the might that is Wigan.C'mon the latics. I now live in Galway Ireland with my wife and daughters. I met my wife in Santa Ponsa on Marjorca in 1995 while on holiday. for all you people who know santa ponsa i met her in Shamrocks bar one drunken singing dancing womanising night!!!! well thats a potted history of me so ill say farewell.background
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My Interests

learning more n more about what my computer can do,it's never ending!!!!watching top quality movies, comedies n horrors especially, d.i.y.. gardening(my gardens are the envy of galway)yes gardens.and i want to invent free beer n crisps.cows
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I'd like to meet:

my family in the place we go to die, the dead ones that is (wherever that may be)the clangers, the soup dragon, mary mungo n midge, bagpuss(lazy fecker)bannana man,all the wacky racers, Peter Kay, Meatloaf, the guy who invented soup,blame
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Music:

meatloaf, queen, elo, my chemichal romance, scissor sisters, black eyed peas, just jack, pussy
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Movies:

dont use films any more i've gone digital.....anything genuinely funny. the jay n silent bob movies, the airplane movies, the marx brother blues brothersbagdad cafe calling you

Television:

torchwood, saturday morning telly, comedies, dramas, how do they do that, anything with babes in it, the panel, podge n rodge, mock of the week, hotel babylon, desperate housewifes, benidorm, cock
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Books:

NO BOOKS...there for the unknowledgeable people...don't they know about television!!!! sex href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnByYW5rc3BhY2 UuY29t">
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Heroes:

are there really any heroes or just people who are good at what they do!!!!!or do you mean cadburys chocolate heroes?if you do well the answer is there to feckin expensive....try tescos own brand,yum yum.and a lot better value. abc
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My Blog

smoking

if smoking is bad for you, how come it cures kippers?
Posted by I'm not the messiah I'm a very naughty boy on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:10:00 PST

TIME TRAVEL

Anyone interested in time travel, please send me a comment last thursday.   stay safe n happy alan
Posted by I'm not the messiah I'm a very naughty boy on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:22:00 PST

English Weather

In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in England should no longer be referred to as 'English We...
Posted by I'm not the messiah I'm a very naughty boy on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 08:18:00 PST

trip to a local restaurant

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange, but when another waiter brought ...
Posted by I'm not the messiah I'm a very naughty boy on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 01:32:00 PST

Farnham estate county cavan

Yes its true were off away for a weekend without the children!!!! Farnham estate is our destination, its a 2 hour drive from our house but well worth it, We won the weekend away on the gerry Ryan ra...
Posted by I'm not the messiah I'm a very naughty boy on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:16:00 PST

the new machine in my local gym

yes its true we have a new machi..ne in my gym.i used it for an hour last night.. and was tited.. out at the end.it does just about.. every..thing...scrol..l down^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^it does mars ba...
Posted by I'm not the messiah I'm a very naughty boy on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:40:00 PST

Please read this blog....its fantastic

I'm taking my familly on holiday to Kerry tomorrow so you might find it a bit quiet for 8 days. If you feel sad, just go look at my pics and that should get you through the next 8 days. So it's fare...
Posted by I'm not the messiah I'm a very naughty boy on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:40:00 PST

How to be the perfect wife

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned...
Posted by I'm not the messiah I'm a very naughty boy on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:20:00 PST

DID MICHAEL PHELPS REALLY WIN THAT 7TH GOLD MEDAL AT THE 2008 BEIJING OLYMPICS

Take a look.....It's very interesting. http://www.100thofasecond.com/  
Posted by I'm not the messiah I'm a very naughty boy on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:46:00 PST

The Afterlife

Is it possible that this is the afterlife,and who we are now is because of what  we did in our past life?and when we now die thats it, we are no more. just worm food or ashes.makes sense to me.
Posted by I'm not the messiah I'm a very naughty boy on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:38:00 PST