Gypsy2349

Myspace LayoutsMy name's Laura and if you have no sense of humour don't read any further, I'm sorry the titties attracted you to a non-porn site but durty as I am, I'm all about the laughin me luv so feel free to find another site for help with yer 'hand-to-gland combat'... Luckily I work in comedy cos I love to laugh, I love to be with people who know how to laugh and to make others pish themselves in joyous hysteria! Although, due to too much feckin laughin of late, I'm now far too tired to think of anything witty or urbane to put here so here's a stupid survey to paint a pic of my hungover persona for the moment..
LAURA
Lis forLikeable
Ais forAdventurous
Uis forUnique
Ris forRaunchy
Ais forAnimated What Does Your Name Mean?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Laura
Birthday: too often
Birthplace: Scotland
Current Location: Glasgow
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right on
Your Heritage: Dubious
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots
Your Weakness: funny men
Your Fears: becoming boring
Your Perfect Pizza: one I'm not allergic to! Damn that yeast & cheese!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: keepin that to myself but you'll know when it happens
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha!
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck, have i hit the snooze already?
Your Best Physical Feature: boobs
Your Bedtime: anything after 1am
Your Most Missed Memory: My Dad
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi Max
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Don't know if marriage is ready for group thing yet...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both sound pish
Chocolate or Vanilla: allergies again so vanilla (God hates me - no chocolate!)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino - I like a bit of froth...
Do you Smoke: Only the interesting stuff
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: In the shower/car/when pissed
Do you Shower Daily: Yup, unless I've slept in then it's a whore's bath!
Have you Been in Love: Still am
Do you want to go to College: Been, many times, it was predominantly pointless but often entertaining
Do you want to get Married: I am - love it, he lets me flirt and makes me make all the right noises - what a man!
Do you belive in yourself: Intermittently
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: in the right light from a distance
Are you a Health Freak: in my imagination
Do you get along with your Parents: yes as we don't live together!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em!
Do you play an Instrument: the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: how stupid are you?
In the past month have you Smoked: I puffed a homegrown
In the past month have you been on Drugs: see above
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hubby took me to a party...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: try to avoid them
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: eh, no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: kinda
In the past month have you been Dumped: hell no!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I've been in Scotland...guess
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a few lines
Ever been Drunk: again with the stupid
Ever been called a Tease: Daily
Ever been Beaten up: Sadly - luckily I was too drunk to feel it and apparently spent the entire attack saying "how common"
Ever Shoplifted: kinda - absent mindedly - long story
How do you want to Die: in a horrific yet pleasurable sexual accident in my genetically-modified 137th year
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Unaware it has happened
What country would you most like to Visit: Wanna go to the Maldives but USA/Canada will do
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or brown or green...
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me although good things can come in small packages
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: cowboy - I dunno!
Number of Drugs I have taken: including prescription? Not enough room for answer...:)
Number of CDs I own: Shitloads
Number of Piercings: that'd be telling...
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: past is past
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Laura --
[noun]:
A master of sexual gratification
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
You Are 12% Pure
You've been a very bad girl or boy...
And you probably enjoyed every minute of it. How Pure Are You?
You Are 96% Happy
It's unlikely that you know anyone happier than you.
You know how to be happy, no matter what life throws at you. How Happy Are You?
You Are 90% Extrovert, 10% Introvert
You are as outgoing as they come
The life of the party, you're friends with everyone
You're a people person, and you are quite the entertainer
You love being around a crowd and acting spontaneously Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?
Your Attitude is Better than 75% of the Population
You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you. How's Your Attitude?
You Should Drive a Jaguar XK 4.2
You don't care how you get there as long as you get there with class.
And having a little power doesn't hurt either! What 2007 Car Should You Drive?