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About Me

Hoy!My name is Welby Santos. I'm filipino so you can all stop guessing. I'm a highly motivated Stand-Up comic working my soul destroying job until I hit the bigtime. So feel free to leave me a message.I have been doing stand-up comedy for a number of years now.

My Interests

Stand-up Comedy Not being dead Pop culture Filipino Culture Computers and pretty much any nerdyness you can think of.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that doesn't want me dead.

Music:

Rap Hip Hop R & B 90's Alt bands 80's music Country music was invented by Satan

Movies:

I watch them. Lots of them. 000000

Television:

The LARRY SANDERS SHOW!, SEINFELD, The VENTURE BROTHERS, HARVEY BIRDMAN, ENTOURAGE, PRISON BREAK, KIDNAPPED, HEROES, DEADWOOD, ROME, CARNIVALE and of course X-FILES.

Books:

Tagalog Dictionary. Tagalog English. History of Malcolm-X. Memoirs of an Ex Neo-Nazi. The Racial Contract. And a bunch of stuff by H.P. Lovecraft.

Heroes:

Batman, Chris Rock, Jose Rizal, Bruce Lee, and Neo.

My Blog

Concept of Heaven

Hey LO! So last week I was talking to stand-up comic ex-Mormon-aire Bengt Washburn. He's hilarious! Now he used to be Mormon. Me not knowing jack about the Mormons except for what I learned on South P...
Posted by Welby on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:58:00 PST

Last Comic Standing .. or in my case weeping like a little girl

OH the Humanity! Yes it's been a few days since I got back from Montreal with the Edmonton Crew. Everybody and their mother wanted to know what went down at the Last Comic Standing Auditions. I'm fina...
Posted by Welby on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:14:00 PST

Why people hate "Ethnic" comics

HOOOOOY! So I just got back from the Last Comic Standing auditions in Montreal. I can't tell you the results due to the fact I'm paranoid about NBC suing my ass until 10 years after I'm dead for breac...
Posted by Welby on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:50:00 PST

Goin JOE ROGAN!

Hey! I rarely B-LOG. But on saturday a good friend of mine told me about the "JOE ROGAN vs CARLOS MENSTEALIA" incident. So I went to Rogans myspace page and checked out the video. It was pretty shocki...
Posted by Welby on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST

THE DRAFT

Hey! Anybody watch CNN? Charles Rangel Democratic US Rep for NY wants to bring back the DRAFT. That's right the DRAFT! As in hey poor ppl and minorities guess what rich ppl need you to fight for them....
Posted by Welby on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:39:00 PST

The Crushing darkness

So today I helped set up the phone systems for my REAL JOB. The office complex is gigantic. Plugging in phones and hooking up headsets is oh so glamourous. Walking through that empty cente...
Posted by Welby on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:11:00 PST