The Balance of Boobs |
Marriage is the shit. It really is wonderful, or at least mine is. I have someone who is there when I need for her to let me know that something I’ve said is not as funny as I think it is, to pi...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:23:00 GMT |
What Are You, Twelve? |
I'm back home and I'm really happy about it.They say that comedy isn't pretty and it's not. They also say that if it's really good it should hurt and I do. I'm ugly and bruised up, so I must be doing ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:23:00 GMT |
Slow Train Comin’ |
Last weekend I appeared at a club that is about 200 miles from where I live. Normally I would drive the three hours and spend a hundred dollars on gas. But the club I was to play was located downtown ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:19:00 GMT |
Man, Superman and Almostman |
I've made mention before but it bears repeating that I am a man in only the most basic definition of the word. By that I mean that I proudly possess a Y chromosome, a penis and the occasional bits of ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:16:00 GMT |
Birthday Week |
Through a very painful system of trial and error, the wife and I have achieved a codified system of rules. These rules have been established in order to perform a more perfect union, to keep the gener...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:10:00 GMT |
Out Sourcing |
It occured to me that I do a lot of bitching in this column about the different shows I've been in. I feel like people would rather hear about the absolutely abysmal times than the happy-go-lucky ones...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:17:00 GMT |
Puddle Jumping |
I've never really been afraid to fly. I should clarify: I've never been afraid to fly in a jet airplane. I feel perfectly secure in a great big, aluminum testament to mankind's ability to conquer the ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:14:00 GMT |
But Seriously |
One of the problems that occurs when people find out I'm a comic is that from then on, they think I'm joking when I'm being serious.Don't get me wrong. There are people who do stand up that are always...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:35:00 GMT |
Cruisin’ For A Bruisin’ |
A couple of years ago I accidentally became a cruise ship comedian. I never wanted to be one. Most of them are regarded with disdain by other comedians. Being a comedian that only plays cruise ships i...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:26:00 GMT |
Blind Ambition |
In comedy, there are nights when everything goes right, when the audience is plentiful and excited, when the comedian is particularly "on" and the planets seem to align for a really great show. This i...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:21:00 GMT |
