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I am a forklift operator with a god given gift to elevate items previously tied to the earth. I've been doing stand up comedy for close to five years. 40% of comedians I've asked agree that I'm a comic's comic. I'm married with two abortions on my conscience. I have three cats named Zitti, Buster and Pepe. None of their shots are up to date but I love them a lot. I am a serviceable middle act who specializes in "driving while high" jokes. Seriously what are the cops gonna do about it?