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SHANE OGDEN

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About Me

I am thirty-one years old and the whole world can suck my balls....................IT'S A FREE CALL TO ADD YOUR VOICE TO OGDENWORLD!!! I ENCOURAGE YOU TO USE PROFANITY, BUT FOR CHRIST SAKES BE CREATIVE!!

My Interests



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Myspace Contact Tables - Get this Contact Table Lyrics

I'd like to meet:

Up with my father in Heaven, George Carlin and the guy who invented milk in a bag. In that order.

Music:

Jack Johnson (couldn't tell you a single song, just overheard it and liked it). Dr. Dre, Johnny Cash... 50 Cent, the Beatles, Sloan, Cake, The Whitestripes, Eminem, Obie Trice, Stat Quo, Young Buck, the super mario brothers themes (there are more than one), the sound the dryer makes at night, a hot chick whispering something into my ear, any sound that makes a "whiz", "pops" are also a pleasing sound.

Movies:

My DVD "Are You Laughing At Me?" is absolutely the best film of 2007. The Shawshank Redemtion, Idiocracy, Forrest Gump, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Liar Liar, Dirty Work, Man on Fire, Payback, John Q, Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story, The Transporter, The Transporter 2, Terminator 1, Terminator 2. I think it's worth mentioning that 3 sucked. Thanks for wrecking it Arnold you cocksucker! I also enjoy anything Biographical, I love stories about people, it doesn't necessarily need to be fact, I just love a good story. Simpsons the Movie, Rattatouie, Transformers. I'm looking forward to the new Mr. Bean movie. Cinderella Man and The Pursuit of Happiness are my current favorites.

Television:

Extreme Makeover Home Edition, The Daily Show, the Colbert Report, Family Guy, American Dad (which I haven't seen lately), and The Jon Doore Television Show. Maybe the Office if you have time but as far as I'm concerned those are the only shows on TV right now.

Books:

The Cider House Rules, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops, Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, Laughing On The Outside: The John Candy Story, The Tony Hawk Autobiography, 50 Cent's book "From Pieces To Weight" (very inspirational and alot of stories about guns and coke).

Heroes:

My Dad, Chris Farely (R.I.P), Big JC, George Carlin, Wolverine, Steven Colbert and the guy who poured the wine in the last supper painting.

My Blog

See you in 09

I started my tour in Williams Lake, BC... it wasn't cold then, it was October 15th.  Kelowna, Red Deer AB, Calgary, Lethbridge, Kingston ON, Ottawa, Ajax, Missasauga, Halifax one show at a time, ...
Posted by SHANE OGDEN on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:09:00 PST

ROBOT LOVE by Shane Ogden

Dear Fans;I got another spam love letter from a girl wanting me to whip out my credit card for some online love... I felt sarcastic, so enjoy my response entitled "Robot Love".... Well then,Hello "Sus...
Posted by SHANE OGDEN on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:46:00 PST

OGDENS Plenty of Fish Profile.... Enjoy

This is my real profile on a real dating site... you wouldn't believe the responses I've recieved... this is my Pleny of Fish Profile, enjoy!shaneshere : Looking to shove something in someone Citysain...
Posted by SHANE OGDEN on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:45:00 PST

Homeless To Hollywood (re-visited)

hollywood for the homeless... We care about ourselves first.  It's natural.  More than ourselves, I think we care about celebrities.  We love people who are in the movies, on TV and eve...
Posted by SHANE OGDEN on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:08:00 PST

A Bigger Train Comin

Those of you who know me know that I got a broken heart, and I compared it to being hit by a train, with all your friends warning you to get off the tracks.... but you refuse because you are convinced...
Posted by SHANE OGDEN on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:36:00 PST

My Life changing realization... ps lick my balls

It's funny how your life gets lived, I woke up on June 16th of this year and I was 31.  As you can already tell this won't be funny at all.  It ain't all gold.  I guess that's the point...
Posted by SHANE OGDEN on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:16:00 PST

SHANE OGDEN... DEFENDER OF ART

I keep hearing people sayin' they like this, they don't like that.  As an artist I feel an obligation to shove my opinion down your throat.  People like my comedy, awesome.  Some people...
Posted by SHANE OGDEN on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:26:00 PST

Funerals and FARTS (part one)

Comedy is a very selfish artform.  To some extent, most artists are selfish.  Musicians,  sword swallowers, fire breathers and jugglers.  Selfish.  Magicians, ventriliquists, ...
Posted by SHANE OGDEN on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 06:50:00 PST

EXTREME MAKEOVER: abc's hit show proves Papa John Hates Children

My actual favorite show on tv is abc's "Extreme Makeover... Home Edition".   It's really simple,  I like it when people who have a bad deal in life get lucky once in a while.  They...
Posted by SHANE OGDEN on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:59:00 PST

I'm 31 and the whole world can suck my balls

Obviously this was a bad idea.  I decided that since this is my 31st birthday and I'm spending it alone drunk at 5:30 in the morning I outta spend it writing more brilliant commentary.  Yes,...
Posted by SHANE OGDEN on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 01:37:00 PST