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Cry Me A River

About Me

I was the quintessential lost child; Half Scottish, Half Mexican; I've always lived in a world that I'll never understand. My Scottish roots date back to 1012; Simon De Frezel, a Knight, rode with William the Conquerer in Normandy; The De Frezel family became Frazee', then Frazier (Fraser) of Scotland. Highlanders, our clan was sympathetic to William Wallace and fought many battles side by side with him and his men, ending with the great battle of Bannockburn. I am a direct descendant of Robert the Bruce and Ulysses Simpson Grant, eighteenth president of the United States. My Mexican roots, via my Father, Armando, show proof that I also have American Indian (Huron) blood flowing through my veins, The Potawatomi of upper Michigan. My Great, Great Grandfather rode with Pancho Villa.Clan Fraser Crest: "I AM READY"

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My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

God, but I'm going to have to wait awhile.

Music:

P.O.D., The late, great, Lady Day: Billie Holiday, Bargain Music, Cole Porter, Frank Jordan, Notorious BIG, Sublime, Jack Maness, KB Posse, Malfunkshun, Mother Love Bone, Jon Wayne, Sonic Youth, The Chemical Bros, Tool, Screaming Trees, Sky Cries Mary, Borodin, Rene Gruss, Audioslave, Mozart, Schubert, The White Stripes, Johnny Cash, Elvis Costello, Melvins, Temple of The Dog, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Eyes Adrift, Mudhoney, TAD, Alice in Chains, Sound-motherfucking-Garden, Green Apple Quikstep, Tony Bennett, Cherry Poppin Daddies, the Soundtrack to "Leaving Las Vegas",Clutch, Alien Sex Fiend, The Crystal Method, Chili Peppers, Corrosion of Conformity, Hole, John Barry

Movies:

The Last of the Mohicans, Somewhere in Time, March of The Penguins, The Royal Tenenbaums, I (heart) Huckabees, Like Water for Chocolate, Frida, The Sound of Music, Leaving Las Vegas, The Crow, LOTR, Spirit The Horse (Yay, Dreamworks!), Ice Age (Yay, Kids movies!), At Close Range, The English Patient, Rear Window, The Matrix, Braveheart, Casablanca, The Thin Man Series, Best In Show, Amadeus, Raise the Red Lantern, Enter the Dragon, The Ring, 25th Hour

Television:

Death to solid state!Well, except for PBS. Nova is the Shinizzle-BAM!Oh, fuck off.

Books:

Let's just suffice it to say I'm "well read" and love many different genres of writing: be it comedy, sonnets, bios, etc...Literature is the sustenance of the soul. ("Where The Red Fern Grows" is, quite possibly, the best piece of child Lit around) Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Blog

Your fucking bulletins

Do you honestly think any of us are going to go grab your fucking ringtones ("OMG!"), Your penile extension pills, your viagra or whatever else you're spamming, shooting or pushing? UGH. Get a life.An...
Posted by Vagalina Shavendopolous! on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:18:00 PST

Don't you recognize me with my clothes on, Darling?

Listen up, Fucktards: I'm tired of everyone asking me for more pictures: I have tons of really good ones, but I'm entirely too stingy to be handing them out to the likes of all of you... What you see ...
Posted by Vagalina Shavendopolous! on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:57:00 PST

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Posted by Vagalina Shavendopolous! on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 10:55:00 PST

HollywoodLand

What the fuck's going on? Why does every bitch on the screen have beeswollen lips permanently rendered in dumbfounded amazement like PaulMcCartney's eyebrows? And why have these concentration camp sta...
Posted by Vagalina Shavendopolous! on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 08:21:00 PST