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Marcus C. Beaubier

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About Me



My other home on the web marcusmouse.blogspot.com

I'm a Canadian Stand up comic. As a child; I lived on a cold rock in the middle of the North Atlantic. Now Im a flatlander, stuck sailing the seas of wheat And that dear friends is where my troubles began. I live in a world were common sense has become the most uncommon of all the senses. Lately, I've felt like I've been surrounded by the Flat Earth Society. It kills me to see people with their heads in the sand, hiding from the things that are ruining their lives. Perhaps I just expect more from people. The biggest sin we can commit is not living to our potential. I'm on a quest... To live a life of greater consequence. One day I'll get there.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People from all walks of life. Freaks, Fuck ups, Weirdos, Rockstars, Porn Stars, Priests, Ninjas, Used Car Salesmen, Meter Maids, French Maids, Midgets, Tyrants, Liberators, The morbidly obese, The morbidly obtuese, and you!

My Blog

The Gym

I have to admit. I both love and loathe going to the gym. I like how I feel once I've worked out. It feels great, and I have a sense that I'm actually working towards something good. That part of the ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:01:00 GMT

Bertuzzi

So& the Flames signed Bertuzzi, and you'd swear shit was falling from the sky. (Heavy shit, like pot bellied stoves, or anvils, or Hillary Clinton's bruised and battered psyche etc.) This controversy ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:55:00 GMT

Hello Again.

My self imposed exile from blogging has reached its end. (For now anyway.) It, in terms of a practice, had stopped being fun. I had to drop it for a while, if for no other reason than to figure out wh...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:23:00 GMT

Edmonton

Edmonton Category: Goals, Plans, HopesEdmonton was a success. Things always seem to go well there. I love that club. I managed to shake a bunch of CD's, and the performances were pretty hi octane all ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:52:00 GMT

Please read and consider.

Hello everyone!Some of you may have read a similar posting I made around this time last year with the same subject heading  and some of you donated to the cause, thank you again. I have assembled our...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:03:00 GMT

Comedyland.

Comedyland.Last weekend turned out really well. I wound up working with The Wet Spots, and Brad Muise at the Calgary Yuk Yuks. All but one of the shows went off without a hitch for me. (The exception ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 15:43:00 GMT

In This Corner...

First there was Paris and Nicole, then as time wore on Brit went nuts, and now Lindsay Lohan has turned into a stunning traffic accident. All the daffy starlets are falling like dominos. It's almost a...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 23:12:00 GMT

New Douchebags on The Block.

Okay, this is fucked. A song written by Deryck Whibley, the leader of Sum 41, offended some "journalist" in America. So much so, that he's trying to exert pressure on the Senate minority leader to hav...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:42:00 GMT

Morning.

I'm tired. It was too humid last night to get any real decent sleep. It didn't take long for the sheets to adhere themselves to my pasty white carcass. (Too vivid?) I hate having to peel them off in t...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 16:13:00 GMT

Great Douchebags of the Modern Era.

GREAT DOUCHEBAGS OF THE MODERN ERA.1) Patrick Swayze  A classic to be sure. One of my favourite classes of Douchebag, "The 80's Mullet Head Action Hero Douchebag. He should have been put into a wood ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 10:56:00 GMT