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Zombie Zak

Brains, More Brains!

About Me



..I'm hungry. I'm always hungry. One day, maybe I won't be so hungry. Maybe I will. Maybe, the world will end. Maybe not. I'm hungry. Where are the brains? I think I need to find some brains. Yes; I'm hungry.
PS: We are now accepting applications for new recruits of the up and coming Zombie Freedom Army. Join now, before the crush.
The Dead Shall Rise Again! And Hell shall be spread upon the earth like peanut butter......

My Interests


Brains. Have I mentioned that before? Ichor (look it up if you don't know what it means). What kind of Zombie are you?
You are an Evil Dead Zombie. The spirits of the dead took over your body in a lonely cabin, and now it's your job to kick some Ash ass. Sadly, while you'll succeed in beating the bejeezus out of Ash repeatedly, he will ultimately wipe you from existence. You can only be killed by bodily dismemberment.
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I'd like to meet:

People with brains. Nice, juicy, large brains. Smart brains are tastier than tiny, small minded brains. Pretty brains are just sweeter than most anything.
"Might be innocent, might be sweet.
Not half as nice as rotting meat."

Oh, and to anyone who reads my blogs. I'm a writing fiend, don't you know.

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Music:

Music!:

Black Sabbath
Cannibal Corpse
Voivod
Slaughter
Edge of Sanity
Iron Maiden
Judas Priest
Rob Zombie
White Zombie
a bunch of others.

Movies:

Movies!:

28 Days Later
Alien/Aliens/Alien Resurrection
Army Of Darkness
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Blade 1,2,3
Blob, The
Blood And Donuts
Boogens, The
Brotherhood Of The Wolf
Bordello Of Blood
Critters 1,2,3
Cube
Dawn Of The Dead
Decoys
Demon Seed
Dracula
Evil Dead
Evil Dead II
Feast
Frankenstein
Ginger Snaps 1,2,3
I Dismember Mama
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Mummy, The
Night Of The Comet
Night Of The Living Dead
Phantasm
Resident Evil 1 & 2
Silence Of The Lambs
Slither
Split Second
Tremors
and a whole bloody heap of others

Television:

The News. The Discovery Channel. Static. Hillarious House Of Frightenstein. American Gothic.

Books:

Anything by Clive Barker, Edgar Allen Poe, Keith Laumer, and H.P. Lovecraft.

Heroes:

The Green Manalishi With The Two Pronged Crown. Eddie.


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My face it is hidden by brightness of bitter day;
My name it is written by shadows of darkness.
I am the warrior who walks the path of twilight
I am the poet who shadows the wonders of daybreak.
I am the parent of actions best left unsaid.
I seek the moderate epitome of the broken wheel.
I enshroud the destinies of the mighty,
And lay low the fortunes of the lesser known.
The totality of being is in question.
Doubt of the being, is the essence of thought.
Twisted, torn, tattered and born
We, of the unloved, scattered and scorned.
Eschew, we, the dead, those of the living.
Failure, we find, amongst the green and growing.
Essence, essence, wrack and ruin,
The grounds are of the borderline insane.
Run as you might, scatter as you try.
Escape is neither option nor form.
Time will whither the weapon you rely on; perish.
As we, wicked, the wicked we are, shall squander,
Your lives, upon the soil of our fertile imagination.
Testify, your salvation is at hand; woe is;
That your fate that awaits a certain doom.
Time now, it sits before you, choose.
Be you hunter or prey?
Be you garden or gardener?
Be you fair or foul?
Either way, the zombie chickens are hunting tonight.



My Blog

Peace Post Poetic - by Zombie Zak

Upon this day we walk with shadowsTwists and turns and odd-looking fellowsSoaked in superstitious awe and gloryThe zombie brethren tell a different story.It began a day, much like any other.To a child...
Posted by Zombie Zak on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 06:23:00 PST

Random Continues - But Zombies Never Tire

There's a coldness in the air.  Something deep, dark and full of despair.  It lilts as it wafts around me, seeking warmth, substance, life. A parade of tears, cascading past the rocky face o...
Posted by Zombie Zak on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:27:00 PST

Zombies Are Your Friends

Zombie-man, Zombie-man, Does whatever a zombie can Eats a brain, any size, Catches kids just like flies Look Out! Here comes the Zombie-man. Is he strong? Listen you, He’s got undead flying pus...
Posted by Zombie Zak on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:16:00 PST

Gimme Some Cookies, Baby!

By Zombie ZakI be kookyI be crazyI be pushing up Lots of daisies! Uhmmm, please don’t mind meJust go on about your business.I won’t be but a moment more.As I unleash a torrent of gore. The...
Posted by Zombie Zak on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:18:00 PST

Happy Easter

Ladies and Gentlemen.   I have seen the light.  I have seen the way.  I know now what’s going on. It’s about the End.  It’s about the Zombies.  It’...
Posted by Zombie Zak on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:44:00 PST

Chickens And Zombies - What More Do You Want?

If I had a zombieI'd zombie in the morningI'd zombie in the evening ... all over this land,I'd zombie out dangerI'd zombie out a warningI'd zombie out love between all of my brothers and my sistersAll...
Posted by Zombie Zak on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:34:00 PST

Spits and wiggles, baby; spits and wiggles

The birds have fallen from the trees;The whistle bent upon fallen knee.Truth, an elusive and reluctant heroGround into dust by all and zero.A complex walk twixt dark and lightSimpering with rage again...
Posted by Zombie Zak on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 04:07:00 PST

Zombie Zak Index Of DOOOOOOOM

Ooooh  Look - It's An Index - Updated: 02/05/08   Because I'm the writing fiend that I am, I've created this little index to assist you in getting to the "write" place.  Please, feel fr...
Posted by Zombie Zak on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:28:00 PST

Feed Me - I Hunger

Feed me. Please. Feed me. I hunger. For the sup of the human soul.For the depth of blood that sings.For the crunch of bone splinters.For the sound of echoing pain.For the tension of momentary triumph....
Posted by Zombie Zak on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 03:56:00 PST

Awakening - by Zombie Zak

The pain it draws me into its deepUpon the face of light, anger dwellsIn darkness the Lord, my soul to keep. A stink of flesh and opiate of life swellsShining against the misanthropic fiery heapTwiste...
Posted by Zombie Zak on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:21:00 PST